Fishin' in the stream of consciousness (all-purpose, no topic chat thread)

I expect it has a little bit of a ye-aint, still gliding together as smoothly as something like oil, where it sounds more like one syllable than two. /not in the mood to voice

 

It's like one and a half syllables. Kind of hard to explain. I'll see if I can get a recording.

 

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YB5z1I7FZt

have fun

 

Bless all y'all. Yeah, it's the syllable spacing that's tricky for people that aren't used to the accent. One and a half syllables is a good way to put it. Welcome to the land of weird dipthongs.

 

speaking directly in to vocaroo makes me sound like darth vader's less attractive older brother ( http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hHaGcd5D7b )

BUT here's my attempt on my own computer: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DOZcjvnr2I

 

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nTe6UMDA8W

I'll have it be known that i absolutely would say "YOU all would have" if it was important to have the empasis on "you" and "would have" but i understand the efficiency of yalldve
(looks at my handwriting in which AM and PM are always lowercase and have become their own smushed together symbols)

 

Oh god DAMN, I just went back and listened to my own recording with fresh ears. I went full fucking southern there as soon as I said y'all.

 

is it evil to be amused by how much people seem to yell at each other on this forum...

 

Nah

 

Today is a screaming day.

 

I cut myself off from most of my other social media bc it was Too Much Screaming, which ironically made the impact of the Screaming here worse :P oh well, live and learn (and stop reading fight threads blue you dumbass)

 

Fishing in the scream of consciousness

 

It's been an hour and no one posted a "this is bait" image, where are the memesters, I feel let down here

 

oh, was it bait

ok i'll go old school

 

Feels my anger flowing through me

Flushes the toilet and gets back to shitposting

 

oh is that how you get the anger out?

 

It's a legitimate strategy

 

Anger Toilet

available at a Walmart near you

 

Anger Target, available at a Target near you

Anger Sink, plz don't.

 

WASH YOUR HANDS WITH THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES