Food Fight: Mayo Discourse

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by budgie, Jan 10, 2017.

  1. Saro

    Saro Where is wizard hut

    Yes I love all cruciferous veggies

    I'm looking forward to the day I can eat them again.
     
  2. Deresto

    Deresto Wumbologist

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    I count any meal eaten when you wake up breakfast because youre still breaking your sleep fast. Something can be breakfast and lunch at the same time in that case, and also still not be brunch.

    I dont really like pancakes unless it's dinner, they're too bready for me in the morning. I like either cereal or some type of protien or both with a bit of fruit when its early.
     
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  3. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

     
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  4. sirsparklepants

    sirsparklepants feral mom energies

    If buttermilk is not included in your fried chicken recipe I'm really not sure what you're doing.

    Also I personally can't stand sweet grits but even if you like them honey does not belong in them unless you like eating cement.
     
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  5. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap Well-Known Member

    Well, we don't have buttermilk around here. Well, not in stores, I guess it's relatively easy to make some.
     
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  6. electroTelegram

    electroTelegram Well-Known Member

    broccoli with pesto and pasta is a+, but broccoli from chinese restaurants is amazing

    steamed broccoli is sad and disappointing
     
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  7. sirsparklepants

    sirsparklepants feral mom energies

    Also I wanted to respond to freaking everything in this thread but especially:

    *applause*

    Although in my region if you come to the church potluck/neighborhood barbecue with potato salad made with any mayo other than Duke's people will absolutely gossip about it.

    It's not exactly the same, but you can add... Some proportion of vinegar (white or ACV) to milk and use it in recipes that call for it.

    That's fair, though. The deep south uses buttermilk in everything, so you can pick it up wherever. I know people that drink it straight.

    Edit: substitutes because everyone deserves buttermilk fried chicken in their lives
     
    Last edited: Jan 26, 2017
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  8. electroTelegram

    electroTelegram Well-Known Member

    broccoli tempura is my favorite but the place i go always gives me too much asparagus and only 1 or 2 broccolis
     
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  9. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    Broccoli can just happen to other people.
     
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  10. sirsparklepants

    sirsparklepants feral mom energies

    I will eat everyone's broccoli that doesn't like it in any form except straight up raw. I like it best sautéed with lemon and butter, though.
     
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  11. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

    @raybot I will trade you your extra asparagus for my extra broccoli. Asparagus all the way.

    Relatively recently I found out that shaved asparagus has a nice, slightly peppery flavour that works well in a green salad.
     
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  12. Saro

    Saro Where is wizard hut

    I found out that canned asparagus is nasty. I guess I really should have figured....
     
  13. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    Lots of people massively overcook broccoli-this is probably at least in part due to broccoli these days needing less cooking time than broccoli in medieval times did, but not everyone shortened the cooking times as much as needed.

    A similar thing happened with cabbage-it used to need to be boiled all morning, but now it only needs a few minutes. Some people came from lineages that didn't shorten the cooking time as much as needed, so they overcook the cabbage and get a slimy mess that tastes terrible and has very little nutritional value.

    Like...people learnt how long to cook it from their parents. And whenever a new variety of cabbage/broccoli came about that needed less cooking time, some people would shorten the cooking time enough, and some people would overcook it. And that continued and now you sometimes get people who genuinely believe cabbage/broccoli/brussel sprouts are supposed to taste very bitter. They're not! When they taste very bitter it means they were boiled until the vitamins etc leached out.
     
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  14. theambernerd

    theambernerd dead to all sense of shame

    I'm not sure how much boiling broccoli is supposed to get but I usually have it in boiling water for 1-2 minutes?? seems to make it the consistency i prefer
     
  15. Saro

    Saro Where is wizard hut

    If it's limp and not tasty, it's been boiled too long. This is my Scientific Opinion. (Your cooking time would probably not reduce the nutritional values too much, it's pretty short!)

    I do like steaming as a method of cooking a lot of different veggies. I think re problems with it are usually user-generated, e.g. pieces are too different in size to cook evenly, they don't check the doneness and leave it too long, they overestimate the amount of time needed, they try to cook things that have drastically different cooking times together, etc.

    Roasting can be a good alternative for some things.
     
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  16. Helen of Boy

    Helen of Boy Hugcrafter Pursuivant

    Another one is people leaving the lid on after the steaming is done without realizing that's the same as cooking it longer.
     
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  17. NevermorePoe

    NevermorePoe Nevermore

    Roasted broccoli is amazing. The rule in my family is stab the broccoli with a fork, it it goes in easy, the broccoli is done.
     
  18. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    Can someone explain? Maple syrup isn´t really a breakfast thing here so.
     
  19. Starcrossedsky

    Starcrossedsky Burn and Refine

    Basically, it's fluid enough that unlike, say, a jam, it won't stay in one place and soaks through bread items (think like melted butter but slightly thicker/slower moving). But unlike most other potential Breakfast Liquids, it's STICKY. And it sticks. To. Everything. And it drips. Off. Everything.

    And so basically the minute you put some on your plate you're doomed to everything getting maple sticky on it, including you and your little dog too.
     
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  20. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    The specific line I posted was from a discussion by my roommates in the living room on the subject of why some of Roommate C's Pokemon cards were sticky. That turned out to be the answer.
     
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