Bad, Hilarious, Or Just Absurd Baby Names

How about twins named Tuff and Riot?

 

this isnt so much bad as fucking awesome, but i knew a kid in high school - born to first-gen chinese immigrant parents - named dragon. his brother was named tiger. apparently they were direct translations of their chinese names, which they were named because those were the years they were born in. fuckin' rad as hell.

though he *did* get a lot of shit during roll call, especially in the beginning of the year. "This form says 'Dragon' but that can't be right-" "Present."

 

that sounds goddamn incredible holy shit

 

Ok so the discussion of Rowdy was a while ago but I JUST REMEMBERED
Rowdy Graves
is a name that I have encountered. It just makes me imagine a really wild skeleton party tbh

 

Would make a good cheery-goth band name

 

or like. a redneck necromancer. rednecromancer.

 

Candy Candy, the illustrious owner of Moon Moon.

 

I would actually name a kid Jezebel.

I like it. :)

 

Freeman is supposed to be a last name, not a first name.

 

Today, in "Yes, that sounds nice, but have you actually thought about what it means": Folly. (Why not just name your kid "Mistake"?)

In other news…"Tiffany" is a lovely name, and I am not quite sure why you would choose to spell it "Typhenie".

 

I was looking up Symbolically Appropriate OC Names and. Guys. Don't name your kid Bloom. Don't name your kid France.

 

KREE8IV spellings are A Thing and they are Not A Thing Acey Likes. Supposedly they're supposed to make kids """more unique,""" but like...first of all, a person doesn't magically become A Special And Unique Snowflake because their name isn't a super common one, and second, if you're that dead-set on a "unique" name, why not go for an actual name that's just not widely-used rather than butchering a common one into something stupid-looking?

 

Honest to god, i thought i read typhenie as typhoon at first and man, that would be an awesome first name

 

Like, at least just spell it Theophania.

 

I forgot if I ever told this story but I poked thru the thread and didn't see it, so.

Once I got a couple of customers at work who were married, artists. their names? Shogun and Emperor.

They were a white dude and a Korean lady, respectively. I eventually asked because I was burning with curiosity and apparently it was a coincidence that they met and both happened to have very strange parents.

 

The korean lady was named emperor? Thats just badass

 

My Pop calls sandals jandals, which always confused me but now, now I know. The New Zealanders did it to him.

 

Although if she was a lady, wouldn't Empress be more accurate?

 

I know a woman named Carol, who married a man whose last name is O'Carol. She took his surname when they married. Her name is fun to say