shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Do you like me more?

-She flutters her wings at him. Look at her 'oversized' kibble. Look at her big hopeful eyes.-

 

Buddy you've seen me get overly dramatic. Just recently too even your memory's not that slagged. Remember. Just now. While you were stepping all over your new buddy. Just before you chased off my trinemate.

More than who Scanner? Naaah I still haven't forgotten which of you tried to rip my innards out :)

 

-She scowls.-

 

Turbopup eyes do not actually cause memory loss in most people :p

 

Shhhhhshshshshhh I have a low tolerance for affection. It gives me hives. I'm allergic.

 

Don't call it that!

 

Okay but also you can ask us to stop instead of chasing him out like just because I'm a hideous exhibitionist doesn't mean you gotta take it out on him

wat

 

Turbopup eyes! What sort of term is that? Turbofoxes aren't even cute! They're big and I hate them.

 

oooooooooooookay it's just a slang thing man I dunno where it came from I'll try not to use it around you if it bothers you????
point remains I like you and Scanner just about the same no matter how cute you look :P

 

So I'm as likable as a prickly, bitter asshole. Thanks.

 

... if the shoe fits...

 

Did I say you could butt in? No??

 

The shoe definitely fits.

 

Why yes you are exactly as likeable as yourself Miss Prickly Bitter Asshole :| It's almost like ripping a guy to pieces makes him a little wary! Who'd've thought? At least Scanner's never attacked me directly even if he is entirely composed of sharp edges.

 

...I said I was sorry.

 

I love you all equally my darlings.

 

1M 5ORRY

awwww cmon don't lie I'm cuter than 'Cuna.

Don't get too eloquent or creative about complimenting me, or they'll give you an award.

luv u too, bro.

 

-steps on his not-face some more, pettingly-

 

Spoiler alert apologies don't actually mean I have to forget who's tried to kill me

who the frag even are you besides Scanner's new valve-based interface simulator

 

I feel like if people don't like me then they're going to hurt me, so I have to manipulate everyone into liking me. I'm sorry.