shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

[He does not have an engine to purr with but look, his leg is in the air in appreciation.]

Thats very hurtful sir I am a spike-based interface simulator first of all and second my name is Oh God Why Did We Let Him Join He Won't Shut Up but everyone just calls me Scope.

Because of my scope.

 

'sokay just. remember next time? cause I don't doubt we're gonna slip up and spew sodium sludge everywhere at some point in the future.

...ironically this does more for your goal than the cute act. Stop hitting me in the weak spots dammit. [He snorts a little, something like a smile tugging at the corner of his mouth.] 'Pology accepted. And if it helps your brain module shut up at all I don't actually have plans to hurt you even if I don't really like you any more than I like most people.

 

Such imaginative very name wow :p

 

Given that I did maul you, I'll take what I can get.

Eugh, now I feel all vulnerable and scrap.

 

Mm. Might try. You're actually cool and kinda deserve the premium account free trial.
The premium account treatment involves me thinking twice before I sabotage your work.
There is no regular version anymore, only free trial taht cna get revoked atany moment.

 

Is it not magnificent? Be in wonder and delight.

 

Go be vulnerable at Doc C or something I don't need flock feels in my life right now :p

Awwww I get second thoughts! I'm touched!

 

Well, it's important not to tie yourself down to someone, because the instant you do they can hurt you.

 

I'm gonna touch u in the feelins
[He makes ridiculous grabby hands. How cna someone who is probably asleep right now sound so utterly sleep-deprived-stupid?]

 

Yes thank you I've been in mutual backstabberies for millions of years, don't teach grandma to suck eggs.

 

What's an egg.

 

yaaaaasss right in the feelins scanpai
[Venture is still being catbed, but he flails the previously-popcorn-conveying arm out towards Scanner.]

 

You're an egg.

 

I still don't know what that word means and you made it worse i am filing a divorce bro.

 

Ooooh, are you gonna suck me~?

 

Nah you suck all on your own.

 

D8 oh noooo
have I lost my free trial already
bad llama :C

 

I'LL FORGIVE U JUST THIS ONCE
because I am feeling nice.

 

Well, I am pretty flexible.