shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

E? Why you called me;

 

UHHH.
WRONG NUMBER?

 

I'm sure Asgore pushes kids into them, though.

 

Wow! It only takes 4 seconds to call me! You need to hate my help very much! Somewhat! Do not be afraid! This is Hot Papyrus Herpes! Just explain your place, ...! I will mention some tips! So, where are you? ... ... Are you still in my room? ... Have you ever heard something ... door? wait! please do not worry! I will draw a figure for you!

 

*gives pap a Look*

 

'PAPYRUS HERPES'...? THAT'S NOT MY LAST NAME, I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THE GUY!

 

* IDK. Why would he bother?
* Fire's faster.

 

That's not even close to what I am worried about.

 

[That sounds so familiar to you.]
* ...Wait a minute.
* Are you... echoing people?

 

I'm going to set him on fire.

 

if it helps i dont think a creature made out of literal bones is capable of havwing an std.

 

He laughs at my nose, he jest by me.
He has spit in my coat.
He has me take out my hairs.
He does me some kicks.
He has scratch the face with hers nails.
He burns one's self the brains.

 

What is? I thought that was outside the room. We have to start from square! I started to know who is the paper?

 

HMMM.
...
......
OKAY, NO, I DON'T GET IT.
THROW ME A BONE HERE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU -ARE- WORRIED ABOUT!
I'LL EVEN LEND YOU A BONE IF IT HELPS.

 

*in the most bitchy paggro way possible* Thank for your input.

Herpes is a disease you get in the bone zone.

 

* Golly, he sounds like terrible company!

 

OH MY GOD??
THAT'S TERRIBLE???
NO, I DON'T HAVE ANY DISEASE IN MY... BONE ZONE!
NOT IN ANY OF MY BONES!
I'M IN VERY GOOD HEALTH.

 

master has givwen dualscar a compliment. dualscar is free.

 

I know that is papyrus?

 

... so, where the hell did it get Hot Papyrus Herpes from? And why would someone name an STD after you?