shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

FITE ME!!!

 

THE INSULT MUST BE AVENGED!

 

Free to get the fuck out of my business, yes!

 

are you telling me the skeleton has magic genitals.

 

I'm telling you that you're free to - and encouraged to - stay out of my love life, my business and everything else that I can prefix truthfully with 'my.'

 

WHO KNOWS!
I THINK THE QUESTION YOU SHOULD BE ASKING IS...
WHY WOULDN'T SOMEONE NAME AN -ANYTHING- AFTER ME?

NOBODY IS SAYING ANYTHING ABOUT ANYBODY'S GENITALS!
BECAUSE...
THAT'S PRIVATE!!!
AND ALSO THERE MIGHT BE CHILDREN AROUND.

 

Oh quite exquisit! I'm more of a visual guy but poetry can be so! Much! Fun!
(Of course it's *highly* obscure and underground in a lot of places! You need to know people, you see!)

 

* Heehee, was the poet talking about you guys??
* Sure, I'm willing to [FIGHT] you!
* I'll even let you take the first shot! ;P

 

there are literally alvways children around. theyre omnipresent little goblins.

 

hrps!!!!! hrps!!!!!!

 

'Cause hearing about Hot Papyrus Herpes might spook out everyone you fuck?

I mean, seriously, if someone did name Hot Papyrus Herpes, they must've been your mortal enemy.

I'm a hundred percent sure that there are no invisible kids lurking in my bedroom. (Or visible ones, for that matter.)

 

But I'm a genie!

 

I'm a goblin.

 

*farts*

 

youre also a little goblin.

 

*farts louder and stinkier*

 

Am not! Goblins are goblins!

 

*Farts loudest. 1v1 her m8.*

 

Did you just teach an alien baby how to say herpes?
._.

 

WHO THE FUCK DARES?