shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

A cat not quite reviled enough to be chased off. Though they're certainly thinking about it. Whispering about our monstrous Highlord. Has he gone mad like Ganth? Who knows!

Also monster is a species word for you then? Here it's simply an insult. If we want to be more specific we talk about haunts, changers, wyrms, my father and so on.

 

* Heh.
* Hee hee hee...
* You really want to know so badly?
* You know, you could have just asked @The true name.
* They know allll about it.
* But if you really want to hear it from me...?
* ...
* Why not.
* Then I can watch you tell Asgore, if you ever see him.
* It'll hurt him in the best way.

[He smiles more deeply. It's not a pleasant smile.]

* Give me a minute to typ ... prep this, it's not a short story.

 

WELL....
YOU'RE NOT WRONG. NOT IN GENERAL.
BUT I'M SURE THIS WILL BE FINE!
NEITHER OF THEM WANTS TO KILL EACH OTHER.
AND WITH MAGIC, INTENT IS ALMOST EVERYTHING! THE WILL TO MAKE IT HAPPEN, AND INTENT.

MONSTER IS WHAT WE ALL ARE!
SKELETON IS WHAT I AM, AND MY BROTHER.
AND... FLOWER, I GUESS? IS WHAT FLOWEY IS!

 

That's fascinating. So you aren't a dead human then. With flowers and skeletons I'm only left to wonder what the boundaries of what monsters can be is.

 

... well, okay, they don't wanna kill each other now, but that's 'cause they decided it's storytime. I reckon once storytime's over, they'll get back to fighting.

 

Thanks.

 

-is waiting patiently. as only a cat can-

 

* You see this box?
* This box is a SPOILER BOX.
* That means it contains really sensitive information.
* Don't click it, then whine that you didn't want to read it! ;P

Spoiler: * You click the spoiler box.

* Once upon a time...
* A pair of monsters named ASGORE and TORIEL ruled the underground, as King and Queen.
* Their people were trapped, with no expectation of escape...
* But they all lived peaceful lives.
* There hadn't been a human in their world since they were sealed away, and almost nobody was old enough to remember that.
* There were no humans, no war, no murder.
* They were trapped but content.
* Then...
* One day...
* A human climbed Mount Ebott, stepped into the wrong cave, and fell into the underground.
* A young monster found them, and worried for them, and brought them home to his parents.
* He and his parents welcomed the small human, a child close in age and height to the young monster.
* They adopted the human!
* They praised the human and their son for being such fast friends, and talked about living together.
* They painted pictures about a beautiful future, when humans and monsters could finally live together in peace!
* And, you know.
* Those parents were none other than Asgore and Toriel.
* And that young monster was none other than THEIR SON, THE PRINCE.
* ASRIEL DREEMUR.

[Flowey snickers.]

* All those ideals, all that kindness, offered to a hurt and angry human child who felt loved for maybe the first time in their life...
* They couldn't just accept it.
* They felt like they had to pay these people back!
* And, with the right plan...
* They could pay everybody back what they deserved.
* See, the human got a bright idea, too.
* The BARRIER trapping the monsters underground was really strong!
* So strong it would take seven human SOULs to break it!
* But.
* With a HUMAN SOUL and a MONSTER SOUL...
* Anybody could pass through the barrier.
* Once.
* And it had to be a single person!
* Believe me.
* The prince and the human tried holding hands to get through it.
* But that didn't work.
* The only, obvious solution... was for the human to die.
* ...
* So the human convinced the prince to help kill them.
* To take their soul.
* To go through the barrier. To kill the humans who had hurt them and caused them to hide in the mountain.
* And to free monsterkind.

* ...
* It didn't work.
* Humans can kill monsters with incredible ease.
* It's amazing they bothered to seal them in the first place!
* And the prince died.
* Asgore and Toriel's children were dead in the same day.
* They scattered the prince's dust on a flower growing in the throne room.
* Because he cared so much about going to the surface, where that flower came from, that it must have been important to him?
* Hee hee hee...
* It wasn't.
* But.
* As luck had it...
* A crazy scientist decided to experiment on that flower!
* A flower, with a dead monster's dust and the WILL TO LIVE...
* ...
* Who even knows who I am.
* But I remember being that prince.
* Being ASGORE'S SON.
* A monster soft and stupid enough to trust anything a human said :)

 

i didnt vwant to read it!!

 

A story of the stubborn dead and siblings then. I'm not sure what the crime your father committed to warrant the mocking.

Though perhaps you unilaterally mock all things?

 

-Clover lets go of Flowey.-

Sorry about your life, dude, and your dick sibling.

 

* Yeah, I guess.
* It was his stupid fault that they got the idea in the first place.
* If he didn't talk about how wonderful things would be on the surface...
* If he'd kept his stupid mouth shut...
* We could have just lived.

[He shakes himself like a particularly petaled dog, making sure his stem isn't dented, and with a little more dramatics than it requires. If it sounded like Clover was pitying him, he would have left. But that... doesn't sound too bad.]

* I don't blame them for that part.
* We were stupid, and young.
* Our parents didn't even suspect, not even with the way they died.
* As far as I'm concerned, we can blame Asgore for plenty more than them.
* And I'm not just saying that.

 

Your parents should have been paying more attention. Parents are so selfish.

 

(Reed considers her audience, and the fact that this is a dream, and the fact that her unpleasant younger self ran through here a while ago, and decides to value smartassery over secrecy as it is a lost cause.)

life hack: just don't have parents

 

~you must find happiness right where you are~

 

Hmm.

So his crime is inattentiveness and a lack of will to act then. Not outright malice, but still questionable as a lord.

 

* Yeah, they should have.
* And look where it got them.
* Broken and separated and grieving!

* Exactly!
* I tried that a few times.
* ...It did get old after a while.

 

* Don't click this.

 

So are you stuck remembering all the loops now? Sounds boring and shitty.

 

You've killed them before then? Enough to be bored of it, at that.

Not a hint of guilt it seems either.