shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

It's not a thing you can run from forever.

...though I'm reminded that you can't constantly act. Not without falling apart.

 

* Sure I can.
* I don't have any responsibilities.
* There's only a few people who even know I exist.
* And I probably can't die.

* It is a very dumb cape.
* It's purple and it makes him look like... like a traveling curtain salesman!

 

I guess he's got big shoulders? Or does he pad them?

 

You can say this but it will bite you. Somehow. Sometime. Problems are persistent.

 

* I watched some sports shows with Papyrus in one reset.
* He's like three football players stacked on each other.
* At least as wide as you are tall??

[Not only can flowers talk, they can roll their eyes!]

* Yeah, Frisk'll come down and kidnap me, and then I'll burn their house down.
* Like Hot Papyrus Herpes.

 

Keep running. It'll find you.

 

Hmmmm.

I'm still going to take him down. He murdered my sister, you know.

You should come hang out with me!

 

* I'm a flower.
* I don't have legs.
* What would I even be responsible for anyway??
* I already did everything the old me cared about.
* Everybody's free.
* They can live happy lives.

 

Yourself. Anyone concerned enough for you to root you out.

 

d1d 1 m1ss th3 d1scuss1on of b31ng 4 sh1tty p3rson??

1 vwrot3 th3 8OOK on b3ing 4 sh1t p3rson!!!!!!

 

No one wants to read it.

 

* Hey, that's a wonderful idea!
* I could give you pointers!

* ...
* >_>
* ...
* Maybe.

 

vwh1ch, 1mo, t3llz you som3th1ng 4bout howv 4wvful 1 4m!

 

AND you could not hurt people.

-She bops him gently.-

 

I'M SOLD!

 

[is bopsed]

* Telling stories about the times I killed people, people who are still alive...
* Who's that gonna hurt? Nobody!

 

th4nk you, th4nk you!!! 1m g1vw1ng out 4utogr4phz too!!!!! zz>8D

 

Sans or Undyne or Papyrus, that's who.

 

Would you like if I killed you, brought you back to life and told Clover the story of how I did that?

 

A SIGNED COPY??? WOWIE!
NOW I DEFINITELY WANT ONE!
I CAN ADD IT TO THE REST OF MY BOOK COLLECTION.
AND EVEN READ IT!