shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

*They poof up a copy of '4 Fuck1ng 4bom1nat1on--The Autobiography of Crotulasprite' and quickly scrawl their name inside. The book itself just contains 369 solid pages of written screaming.*

 

* I'd practically be helping them.
* Teaching them all about the ways they're stupid enough to die, so they don't die again.
* That's responsible.

* Not if you're going to leave me out of story time.
* It's my death, I get to listen to it.

 

[He opens it up, skims the first few pages, and starts reading from somewhere in the middle of the book.]

"AAAAAAA. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. AAA AAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK. AHHHHHHHH."
...
YOU KNOW, I THINK I HAVE A COPY OF THIS.
BUT A SIGNED ONE IS STILL WORTH MORE!
FINANCIALLY AND SENTIMENTALLY.

 

4lvw4yz h4ppy to h3lp out 4 f4n!!!!!!!!!!

 

You know, if you wanna scream out stuff that makes no sense, you could just get into bed with me.

 

... that's not even a GOOD line

 

hrps!!

 

*sighs heavily* Yeah, you're right. Unfortunately.

... wasn't talking to you.

 

NYEH HEH HEH, THAT'S A GOOD SUGGESTION.

...YOU HAVE A POINT.
USUALLY I SCREAM THINGS THAT MAKE ALL KINDS OF SENSE!
LIKE "YES, MORE, HARDERRRRRR"
OH THERE IS ANOTHER CHILD.
WOWIE.
YEAH.
THAT CEILING CHILD FEELING SURE IS A THING.

 

*Noises! They are communicating. The teal wiggler decides to make more noises.*
fck!

 

thats vwhat happens vwhen you try to bedroom talk people in public spaces.

 

* coughs politely *

 

*smirks*

... yeah, and they think I'm talking to them. *sighs heavily* Fuck my life.

Kid. No.

 

This is what happens when you don't find all the sparklings a babysitter before getting busy dude dunno what you expected

 

hll!!!

*...They're running out of noises.*

 

* It's you again!
* Fuuuuuuck.

 

... you have no idea what I'm saying, do you?

 

Whatever.

Are we friends now?

 

CONSIDER THIS LESSON AT LEAST TRIPLE LEARNED.
WHO WOULD BE WILLING TO BABYSIT, THOUGH?

FLOWEY! ARE YOU ANY GOOD AT BABYSITTING???

 

ffffffffck.

hrps!