shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Averagius would, probably. They created a whole kindergarten for accidental rave kids, after all.

I figured.

 

* Huh???

[G3NU1N3 SURPR1S3]

* I mean.
* Yeah.
* I think... we are.

* Boy am I!
* I could play with this kid... thing.
* Teach it all kinds of new words!
* I bet you Norm would be really glad if it had a few more things to say to him! ;D

 

Good.

-She smirks.-

 

I don't wanna talk to the kid about sex and the afterlife and excrement, Flowey.

 

;P

[Somebody who didn't pity him, somebody who got it... and yet, still kinda wanted to be more like Frisk?]
[Yeah.]
[That's probably as close as he can get to real friendship right now.]

 

Did you ever meet my sister?

 

This has been quite the experience.

-and yes of course she wants to be more like frisk. she is addicted to heroism-

 

MAYBE FLOWEY COULD TEACH THE GRUB SOME... OTHER WORDS.
OH! I COULD GET YOU A BOOK TO READ THE KID!
...NOT THE BOOK THAT I'M HOLDING!
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT FLUFFY BUNNY?

 

Can you conlang something entirely out of swears and references to genitals? My brain says no, but my heart... my heart longs for this.
^_^

 

I think Flowey's the one teaching them most of the swears, Pap. (Deliberately, anyway.) He seems rather amused by it.

 

* She was one of the other humans, right?
* No.
* By the time I woke up like this...
* Asgore already had six SOULs
* Which, hey!
* I never tried to kill her.

 

Yeah. That might make me mad if you had, even if thing looped again.

 

THERE'S ONLY SO MANY SWEARS, HE'LL HAVE TO START ON OTHER WORDS EVENTUALLY.
...I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT THAT HE'S DOING IT ON PURPOSE.
HE'S GOT THAT SMIRK.
LIKE THE ONE MY BROTHER GETS BEFORE A REAL STINKER OF A JOKE.

 

I mean I would but last I knew I was also doing things little optics shouldn't be seeing in realspace so uh

I want to believe

 

Yeah, but he might get bored once it stops being funny to teach the kid words.

He sure does. And I know my smirks, being a master smirker myself.

 

hll?

 

There's a kindergarten over there.

-She points.-

 

* Heh, yeah.
* ...
* I did borrow her SOUL to break down the barrier.

[Why is he saying that? It's not like he cares, he just. Doesn't want her to find out later. And change her mind about it then.]

 

What was she like?

 

* There were a couple of girls, but.
* I think I know which one was her.
* She was... careful.
* Concerned with some idea of right and wrong.
* With righting wrongs.
* Boy, she sure didn't appreciate what I first tried using the SOULs for.
* She stuck around, complaining almost the whole time.