shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

-steals one of her fish slices, a little bit of it sticking out of her mouth when she gives the shit-eatingest grin-

 

Is that what that species is called?

-waves-

 

-purrs and nibbles-

Mi!!!!

 

-She starts to climb his leg for a better position.-

 

Frametype not species I think.

 

I get the impression that they're... different versions of the same person who's apparently fractured as fuck rather than their own subspecies. I think they have more versions than I do.

 

... oh. Of course. Right. Humans aren't the only sapient species with piss. I should know that. I really should know that. I'm not even human, after all, and no one I'm dating is right now.

 

-looks down at her. Optic ridge arched-
Missed me?

 

*AGONIZED SCREAMING.*

 

Shoosh, I didn't steal one of yours. -scritches behind the Mi's ears-

 

*Indignant* Hey! Since when am I one of those assholes? I'm a pretty swell guy if I do say so myself, but that didn't stop you from ruining my hair anyways.

 

Oh Primus. You´d think one would be plenty.

 

Mi! ....prrprrrprrr . -earscritches, it´s only weakness-

 

*Eye twitch*

 

*Equally agonized screaming.*

 

I was talking about the one who thinks capes and scarves go together. I actually forgot I made you cry! -laughs, not at all kindly-

 

fucks sake

hope yall know youre cutting into the official cronus deitys weekend

 

-She sticks out a tongue.-

You're very tall, you know. I don't want to talk to your knee.

 

vwvwho knovwvws maybe somethin interestin vwvwill happen if enough of us shovwwv up in here

 

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