shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

#me as fuck

 

Yeah man I really don't know what you were going for there

You'd think one Prime would be plenty too but we still had way too many of those before we learned better :P

 

No rest for the wicked. Especially not gods.

I should start summoning mes every time a new Cronus appears.

 

do i get to cut into your vwvweekend somethin fierce since youre not my diety

 

-splashes what was left of the shitty whiskey in his face-

 

im sorry are u a cronus

 

I didn't cry, I'm too cool for that. I was just practicing my singing voice.

 

By crying?
?_?

 

-summons a storm cloud over his head. With a crack of thunder it starts a deluge-

 

vwvwell im not really supposed to be confirmin or denyin that

-By this point he has wisened up to her antics, hastily shielding his face from the beverage with his cape-

 

-summons him a storm cloud too, because crushed hopes are delicious-

 

then i--he aint yr deity till i get a yes or no answer

dumbass

 

I get emotional about how good my singing is sometimes. I have the sensitive soul of a poet, you see.

[Otis calmly pulls out and deploys a black umbrella.]

 

Soooooo... you cried a bunch because you're a bitch?
?_?
^_^

 

hey whats going on in here.

 

i'm a bitch and i've never cried in my entire life

 

Gotta have eyes for that.

 

(snickers) true.

i did ORIGINALLY have person eyes, though, i just lost them in. a tragic accident. (dramatically throws her arm over her face)

... wait, do robots cry??

 

robots dont cry. i know this because im a troll with misery glands who can cry.

 

Yes, on the inside, obviously??? You're hurting their feelings right now.
;_;
-_-
^_~