shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

What's a high school?

 

Could be worse. You could be submerge in it. It's like being swallowed by a slug. Lovely experience.

 

thanks, buddy, i am pretty cool. in fact if we existed in some kind of bullshit numerical framework i bet my COOL stat would be real high.

 

FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!!

 

[Otis is now attempting to explode troll, storm cloud, and murderoomba alike.]

 

@Stabby the Knife Roomba

 

Getting vored by the health cream is not in my future plans, but thanks for the heads up.
._.

Can I trade in on COOL for SICK and FUCKING AWESOME?
?_?

[He's enjoying this.]

 

-Clover takes out a straw and spitballs him.-

 

*Make that a troll, storm cloud, murderroomba, AND smelly gremlin because Itch just jumped into the fray and is biting like a motherfucker.*

 

Let's keep it that way. The tanks are for serious bodily harm.

 

(Stabby has a pair of sunglasses taped to it now.)

 

*make that a troll, storm cloud, murderroomba, smelly gremlin and bomb 'cause burt just threw one at them*

 

*Completely indeterminately, mind you. She's an equal opportunity shark-toothed woman.*

 

Valiska nods to Al'rhissim, Nilima and the mis, then sits down. Valiska's locks say that she is the queen of a pride, with two mates, six children and/or fosterlings, and two kits on the way. She is a rather small catte, accompanied by a large dark melanistic thylacine who settles beside her. She has brought many treats for the mis, and the thylacine, too--she has kerrus, as well as fish, and some prepared for herself as well--and gestures to the other Talassani that she's happy to share with them.

 

...and now it has "armor". Horrifying!

 

Naw, it's cute. Hey! Vali! Meet Tori but not the Tori we know!

 

*Totes. NFL scribbles a on it, just narrowly avoiding getting his foot knifed.*

theyre beautiful im adopting them

 

-blink- Kicking faces in?
-sighs- Did he ask you to say that? I would expect going to the captains is quicker.