shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

If you think I won't you ahve another thing coming.
[He looks deeply unamused.]

 

-deathglare- Fine whatever, I won´t mention fragging anymore if you just shut up.

 

who gave the little fucker a suspiciously phallic knife wielding tentacle huh

how have You contributed to its growth

 

You call your son a little fucker?

 

Aaaaaaw~!

 

They are very artistically-arranged crystals, if... a little... ah. Do they grow through your plating, sir, or just on top of it? [Whisper is very carefully not looking at Scanner. Maybe talking around him will avoid another blowup?]

I mean. We tried? We managed to keep them out of the really dangerous areas at least, mostly, and we did get a care facility set up eventually! ...usually by the time they're independent enough not to cling they want to explore, though :< How do you manage work that takes most of your attention and a pair of curious... what's your word, kits?

 

Can I call you daddy now~?

 

i call all my sons (and like, two daughters) little fuckers

because they are little fuckers

 

I don't think that's very nice.

 

-smiles- To be fair didn´t do any arrangin. They just grow outta my colourin´. Keeps acid n scrap outta my platin´. Keeps the rust off.

 

Oh noooo sir do NOT throw me in the brier patch where my friend with the mass hack is totally chilling still.
^_~

I'm kinkshaming.
._.
o_o

 

Glad we agree :)

I gave him a taser prod and I don't call him an "it".

What the frag is a daddy? No wait I don't need to know I'm categorically denying you the right to give me cutesy nicknames, "son".

 

they aint vwery nice

 

-he is being loudly ignored-

 

Do you really think I won't gladly take the migraine for the chance to make others hurt?

 

how do you know theyre a he huh

dont assume the doombas gender you Rube, you Fool

 

Oh, that's nice! It's just mineral buildup, then? I have to admire someone with such dedication to their look, that must get in the way so much sometimes!

...if I offer an explanation are you going to yell at me again?

 

Maybe I have burn cream already on my face in anticipation. Maybe I'm a fucking GENIUS and solved the overheating issue already!
#_#
>_<

 

Yes, sir~!

 

*He gags.*