Ryuuga Wagatekiwo Kurau - The Overwatch Thread

Living as Sombra without bothering Mercy

Step 1: Hack a health pack.
Step 2: Drop the teleporter thing on the health pack
Step 3: MEXICAN VIOLENTLY AT PEOPLE
Step 4: Leave when things get too hot
Step 5: Return immediately to continue your violent Mexicaning

 

Living as Sombra the panic method

Step 1: Memorize all the ledges and halls in the stage
Step 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Step 3: Throw the fucking thing
Step 4: Run and pray

 

and now i lament that i can't end up in Hanamura all the time when i feel like playing her

That is the funnest map for Sombra.

 

I quite like King's Row for Sombra. Haven't really played her on Hanamura. Might give that one a try next time.

To be fair, King's Row defense is where I outhealed an Ana as Sombra, which has colored my opinion a touch. (Outhealing is a meaningless achievement when your heals are stationary unmanned healthpacks that can't be unhacked, but)

 

Also very fond of Lijiang as Sombra. It's just a fun series of areas to run about as her.

 

still laughing about "mexican violently at people"

 

Someone said I was baiting for play of the game in a fucking placement comp match for low level idiots cause I didn't rez a bunch. Because nobody ever died in a big enough group for it to fucking matter. They trickled in like motherfuckers and died like motherfuckers scattered every which way across the fucking map. Who the fuck was I supposed to rez that would have won us anything? "Rez and turn it into a 6 v 5 and then we win the teamfight, jackass", except we don't because their whole team is alive because none of you fuckers can kill anything so I die and the two chumps I rez die and the one chump who I was healing dies, fuck. They had a Roadhog. I rez, he hooks me, I die.

I'm mad. I don't even think I was playing well, exactly, but I wasn't fucking dying all the damn time despite nobody giving a shit about what was happening behind them. Had a Genji spend his entire ult chasing my ass and didn't die to that, but nobody was gonna kill him for me!! Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.

I don't think I'm good at this fucking game, but I'm not about to take crap from someone who plays goddamned Junkrat or Reinhardt on a control point against a fucking Pharah.

 

Yeah, support can't do better than the players they're supporting, most of the time. If they can't kill anything it's still going to suck.

 

On the other end: tfw you get 'most healing' as fucking Bastion when there are two healers on-team. Why. Why this. We have an Ana and a Mercy, why am I hiding in a corner healing myself enough that I outpace both of you.

 

Dang, you gotta be a real solid Bastion if you can manage to get out of people's line of fire enough to use self-repair that much!

 

I mean, this is play vs AI, as long as I can find a corner away from the firefight I'm not really gonna get chased down by the enemy bots. But still. Out-healing our Mercy, who was pocketing the Pharah for some reason.

 

Darn shippers only healing their shipmates

 

So the PTR actually works now. Server browser, ahoy!

 

FLAWLESS RNG

 

Woo, sprays and shitty Genji skins. EXCITING.

 

I just leveled 145 and got nothing but sprays which I already had

 

i am so sorry

and yet at the same time i feel like that is the perfect representation of how the box rng works

 

a friend and i got tired of taking ourselves seriously and spent a game being very aggressive supports
(realisation: battlemercy is even more fun when you've got a lucio speedboosting you. we were very fast and very hard to hit)
i'm still not sure how, but we did in fact win

 

Mercy's actually pretty strong in a distance firefight, in the peek and shoot kind of thing.

 

Yeah! Enough crouching and/or jumping around it is very possible to take down snipers (at least if they're easily scared)
I'm pretty fond of fighting Tracer Mcree and Genji too (until I get stunned, that is)
Reapers are a nightmare and Winstons are impossible. >:I