shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Primus! You can't just-- just rip someone's armor off! [Whisper's own armor clamps down tighter, but his wings flare out in a poor attempt at putting a barrier between Wrench and the MEKA.] What is wrong with you??? The war is over!!! D8

Is he conscious at all? Where's the human he came in with, I'm sure they could tell us something...

 

I have never bought anyone flowers in my life and I am NOT starting now.
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I could draw a little heart on the parts I pull off if it makes you happier though. That's a nice compromise. Vandalize the mech, but ROMANTICALLY.
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I am going out on a limb here and saying that I am like... 99.99% sure that this thing isn't sentient and if I don't take it to pieces RIGHT NOW I might actually die of excitement? Or anticipation. Anticipated excitement? C'mon, sometimes a dude just wants to make a goddamn war mech of his own and this is the perfect blueprint!
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You can ask him for his blueprints when he can communicate again, you don't need to rip him apart for that!!!! How do you know he isn't a person??? How would you like it if you woke up after a fight to someone flaying you and ripping out your internals for science???

 

So.... not the time to admit to a guro kink, huh?
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Oooor you could, yknow, ask the person the thing came with.

 

Primus in the slagging pit keep your kinks between yourself and your partners, don't drag uninvolved injured warbuilds into it!!!! Let the poor mech be!!!!! Frag, if you think he isn't a person go ask the human who jumped out of him for the blueprints, it's still rude to dismantle other people's property!!!!

 

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@Hana Song HEY girl that came in the mech, can I have the blueprints? Otherwise I'm taking it apart. It's happening.
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They're uhhhhh... In standby right now I think? Conscious is kinda hard to define with the digital broskis.

You suck at romance, fam.

[Cackling]

 

Hey! I'm GREAT at romance! What's more romantic than waking up with a dick on your face?
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I can think of a couple of things, for example asking what the fuck a dick does anywhere near a face.
[Confused Fae is Confused. Licks Mecha plating some more.]

 

c=_=3

 

Is not!!!!!!!!!!

Spoiler: the birb, he screm

 

Is too!!!
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Spoiler: whiny fans, yelling birb

 

It's chill Wrench, it can wait. If it goes away I'll get you one... Somehow.

*winks and does 1 (one) finger gun at Wrench*

 

You OWE me one after what I had to do to Wrench Jr.
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I do, and I'm sorry we had to blow up your son. Hey, at least we had a tasteful funeral?

 

;_;

 

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[The question marks are somehow audible]

 

Spoiler: gif