shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

-appears because someone said tea-

 

Quite! [He thinks for a moment before summoning something orange; gold glitter floats through the cube.] Try that?

Oh! Hello! [Another minibot-accessible stool appears. Libby wouldn't hurt anyone who didn't pay him for it, right?]

 

Hello. Did I hear about tea? -climbs up and sits-

 

[Spikes to bodyparts are ignorable, instead we are going to continue clinging to Wrench in a parody of affection.]
Serves you right for laughing!
[Scanner grins, apparently very proud of himself]

 

Ah! It's beautiful!

-She sips, wings tilted happily.-

 

I didn't expect for my karma to come kick me so soon!
!_!
;_;
#_#
[He punches Scanner in the chest. Not hard, but very much a good thump.]

 

Valiska smiles. "With family," she says. "Mine are still inside of me, but I have taken care of my sister's children. And an excellent security system. And a generous leave policy, socially, which is not always easy for cultures under stress. But we try. Going into season, and having kits when you are ready and willing to have them, is supposed to be a pleasure, and it's necessary for life to go on."

She sighs. "I'm sure that they will be distracting, and there will be times when they have to be with other members of the family, when my lab work involves certain reagents and elements, but we will keep them safe. And kitlings do get hurt in their explorations sometimes, but as long as it isn't serious, they learn from it. As I did. You can't keep them caged for your own piece of mind--you can only warn them that roses have thorns, and pups will nip if you make them angry, and please do not try to eat bees."

 

[Scanner flops onto Wrench, boneless and incredibly heavy due to the metal body parts. Coincidentally that involves headbutting Wrench sort-of-gently-if-you-squint]
Wounded! You killed me you evil murderer.

 

-a portal opens and she falls right onto the robot teatable. She gives the lot of them a glare and attempts to jump off the table edge-

 

Mi? -looks sheepish-

 

Well if you're still talking you're probably fine. Don't be such a BABY about it.
@_@
^_^
[He wheezes faintly. So much weight. Can't... go on...........]

 

Nah I'm totally ded. D-E-D. Slain by your mighty punch.
[is his forehead resting against Wrech's? Is this... supposed to be bonding?]

 

EAT 8EES! EAT 8EES! EAT 8EES!

 

Holy shit dude, would you have EXPLODED if I hit you any harder? Should I try?
?_?
[Wheeze.]

 

Valiska pets the mi. "Was it a good idea?" she asks gently. "Because it wasn't when I did it."

 

Yes senpai pls hit me super hard <3
[That's sarcasm. Probably. Hopefully.]

 

Mi... -licklicklick the nose, indicating thatno it was not-

 

[Wheeze, wheeze thump, thump thump.]

 

[Scanner cackles, clingig to Wrench and rolling over so Wrench is now on top of him and less likely to be smothered. He doesn't let the guy go though.]

 

"I'm not surprised." Valiska wishes she could touch noses with the mi. "It must have been so much worse for you," she says, blinking slowly.