shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Scanner how did he sneak up on us aaaaah. :C :C :C

 

/_\

Nah, it's okay. I would have made one too many dick jokes and unveiled my dirty human identity sooner or later.
;_;
[He pats Marcus on the thigh reassuringly. Also sexily, maybe?? Oh hey look, more beer to shove under his mask.]

 

Shhhhh bae is okay he hid behind his cute as hell mask and his wiley charms QnQ My fault I was a FOOL

I am appalled, ENRAGED, SO BETRAYED
[dramatic swooning]

 

Oh! That is good to know, thank you! It could probably still use some repairs, though...

 

I NEVER HID WHO I WAS. YOU CAN'T BLAME ME FOR THIS.
;_;
c=_=3

 

(Stabby follows Scanner.)

 

-the mi continues to ride stabby-

 

YOU KEEP YOUR LITERAL DICK JOKES AWAY FROM MY METAPHORICAL ONES! YOU INFILTRATOR YOU!
[He may be a bit too passionate about his one chance at soap opera]

[! Thsi is not the kid he meant for he is a different Scanner! But he will take this one too! More custody battles to win]

 

-79 licks her hand and paps Scanner's cheek.-

 

I JUST CAN'T STOP FUCKING THE JOKES, IT'S IN MY BLOOD.
>_<
;_;

 

*Pats Wrench in return. Still feeling bad he takes another drink of beer*

Nah, we'll both be gross humans together. Though, be real: I know you'd turn robot if you could.

Why.

 

Don't stick your dick in crazy kids, learn from my mistake.

 

Not sure if offended or proud?

Spoiler: gif

 

If you're offended: Who says I'm talking about you?
If you're proud: *Makes a heart with his fingers while awkwardly holding the beer bottle in his mouth*

 

Spoiler: gif

 

-She pings everyone in the area, including Wrench and maaaybe Marcus?-

Humans are gross but they're mainly mean! You can't hurt me here!

-She flips them an obscene gesture.-

 

[Smooshes his nose against her temple. affection]

FUCK WHY ARE YOU SO LOVABLE! YOUR RUSE IS UP! QnQ

Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat's racist!

 

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Admit it, I'm just TOO GODDAMN PRECIOUS to hate. Though I guess low-grade loathing is feasible? Mild annoyance, vague frustration, generalized dislike?
?_?
^_^

 

You're a FUCKING DELIGHT you FUCKING ASSHOLE but i still won't let you guys get your filthy fingers on my den!
[he flips him off. lovingly. No wait. He hates Wrench now. Fuck.]

 

Once again I have smitten the mighty Wrench, tool of anarchy. That was your thing, right?

*Most definitely the guy who has ears on all communication hears it*

Um? I mean, lots of people are mean and I don't know your exact situation but... I don't think of myself as mean unless we're talking about me being mean to corporate assholes who use technology to exploit the weak.

.... *Just drinks. He's not going to even approach that*

He is, it's true.