shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

You're CRUEL and CAPRICIOUS and FUCKING HILARIOUS so I will mourn our whirlwind romance with all the tragedy of a ten-part play. You monster!
;_;
[He flips him off in return. Mournfully.]

Well, you can also just hit things with wrenches. You don't HAVE to use them as tools. Though a tool of destruction is pretty metal, so I'll allow it, though the entire tool joke is preeeeeetty old, my dude, c'mon.
9_9

I'm kawaii as SHIT.
^_^

 

[Whisper comms back along the same connection, not thinking to question how the smol green can use what's theoretically a species-exclusive ability.]

Spoiler

[Whisperwind to 79]: You're absolutely right, he can't hurt you here! You're safe!! c: If you'd like someone bigger to be a wall I am willing though!

 

I will freely admit that you're better at word-play jokes than I am.

 

Thank you but I will BITE HIM if he gets close! I've got a sharp horn!

 

I am the pungeon master, yes. Bow before me, knave.
^_^
^_~

 

*sits quietly, taking notes for the horrid fight that will inevitably appear in the next installment of his drama*

 

-quietly despairs-

 

*Starts snickering, nearly rocks backward and falls over but manages to catch himself. Leans in and whispers quietly into Wrench's ear*

Spoiler: VERY QUIET LITTLE BABY BIRD (imp sex ment)

Thought you did the bowing?

*Keeps snickering. Gee Marcus were you maybe doing more than just drinking before you got here? Knowing you? Yes.*

 

Fuck OFF dude!
#_#
^_^
[He shoves at him, but not actually hard enough to push him away. He would never. How very dare you. The laughter is covering real tears.]

 

I luv u bro but it just can't work! Humans are fuckin' scary.
[Sad finger heart breaking. </7]

[SHARP EARS HEARD THAT! JEALOUS OFFENSE! D:<]

 

[Friendly wave!] c:

 

He SEEMS not scary. Maybe if the other one kept his distance?

 

I am MAD scary so I totally believe you on that. I'm intimidating as shit? Like, have you ever met anyone more badass than me? I think not.
-_-
^_^

 

Owwww, my headjack isn't meant to receive messages even though it technically has that function! -rubs behind their ear and pouts-

 

*Snickers and laughs more, hot damn that was worth it.*

Methinks he doth protest too much.

...

*Glances at scanner* Do you think his mask is scary or sexy?

 

Nah dude if ur scared its a bad idea. I can deal with my metaphorical immensely sad broken heart-boner.

 

Whaaaaaat are you doing oh no not again dude.

Spoiler: gif

 

u wish. You don't even have stolen legs.
[Scanner sticks a legy up in the air, continuing to snuggle/hold onto 79.]

Clearly the mask is cute as shit what else would it be?

 

I will survive over here. Woo ur boner, scrub.

 

*Grins at Wrench* I love you dude but I gotta let you fly, spread those wings, I'll always be your wing man.

*Stands up and chugs his beer, flicks the bottle into the air and with a swipe of his thumb on his phone it disappears. Another swipe refreshes that six pack for Wrench, and yet another summons a few Haum bots for shits and giggles*

I'll leave you three unless you want me not to?