shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Oh shit, they're stolen? It'd be shitty of me to take them apart but on the other hand I want to?
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I'm not GOING to but I want to. Just putting that out there. How many legs have you stolen? Do you have a leg hoard like a horrible leg dragon?
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Aw no dude, C'MON. You don't have to leave! I need my best bro around, what the hell, you can't just throw me to the wolves like this!
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What if I hit someone with a chair again? I'll never recover from the humiliation.
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(Reed continues hiding. Reed is very confused. People are shouting? And also joking? Talking about a whole bunch of shit she doesn't get, which isn't new, but the specifics are. Where is she?? Doesn't sound like home, that's for sure. She'll just hunker down and... )

 

"Absolutely it does. Chief Park would be having his team fix it, if I hadn't ended up here. Fitting a new left foot, for one thing. Glancing hit from one of the big Omnics. We just came from war, you know?"

 

*PLOT-CONVENIENT STABS*

 

You sure? I don't want to upset your new friend. Friends? I don't know, man.

*Sits back down. NOW WHAT.*

 

Wait what the fuck do you like actually mean it because if you don't fucking want him anywhere near us I'll dump him ain't no problem apart from you having to listen to me screeching shitty breakup songs for a week?

:O !! Grooooss taht's almost romantic. bro-romantic. bromantic.

 

Yeah I mean it. I can sit here. Maybe get closer if he stays okay.

-Pat pat grin.-

 

Blueprints when.
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I think they're pretty well riled all on their own now, M. Like squirrels or some other suitable woodland creature. You have to win their affections with comedic violence towards someone else! Like... ghosts. Threaten a ghost.
^_^

Marcus is a cool dude who doesn't afraid of anything, I'm telling you.
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^_^

 

[He wiggles his weird robotic toes]
I have so many legs dude. And take a guy out for dinner first before you get all up into his internals! *u*
[... He is terrible at breaking up apparently]

..... You hit people with chairs? <3
[God no stop flirting, stoppppppp]

[Suspicious glaaaaare]

 

(Reed shrieks and kicks at the ??? ATTACKER with her other foot, clutches at her injured foot, and topples over backwards. She has yet to obtain the catlike grace of older Reed that's a lie older Reed is clumsy as hell too. Anyway, she curls up around her ankle and tries to glare around fiercely.)

who the hell was that? you're - (ugh) - you're gonna be in a fuckton of trouble if you kill me, the doc is fucking scary!

 

[He licks her cheek. lovingly.]

:O
the doesn't afraid of anythign part is alarming. But then most humans don't learn what fear is until a building spontaneously bursts into flame next to them soooooooooo

 

Right? Absolutely disgusting.

There are ghosts here?

I mean, I am afraid of some shit but thanks dude. I get what you're laying down.

*Confused friendly smile?*

 

A place for the dead and dreaming. Some others.

 

-She wiggles out of his grasp and aims him at Wrench, slapping his butt.-

 

If I take you on a sweet date where I WON'T HIT ANYONE WITH A CHAIR THIS TIME will you let me fondle your leg hoard?
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^_~

I mean, I COULD hit someone with a chair. If you wanted me to. I'm fucking incredible at throwing chairs, I can bean someone with a chair from ten feet away, just fucking watch me.
^_~

Be friends with my friends, Marcus. Be the charming son of a bitch we all know you can be.
^_^

 

He lifts a cup of tea in salute.
... He looks oddly familiar for not looking familiar at all.

 

[This human seems very shy! They should probably have some time to calm down.]

[Whisper nods, text shading down to a dark blue.] We have too, a little less recently I think? Our war ended... eh, time is weird here, but at least a few years ago? My wingmates and I are on a diplomatic ship now! c:

 

She pulls a flash drive from a tiny pocket and hands it to him. "Copy and return, please!"

 

[Headtilt]

:O !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Siiiiiiince he is stumbling towards him anyway he is gonna make it count and stand wayyyyyy too close. and lift his leg in a weird approximation of a tango pose.]
Touch my leeeeeeeeeg~
(Also pls throw chairs omg)

[He leans in to whisper]
Does he make people be wifi hotspots?

 

Man, I try but I'm beginning to think that only really DedSec thinks that about me. Ya'll are good people but holy shit, you make a man think he's a lot more handsome than the rest of the world thinks he is. I'll try though, only if they're okay with it! I'm not gonna like force them.

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And I'm not gonna even talk to any ghosts, not about that.