shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Right? We thought start small, proof of concept and shit. That way you have a physical version because Josh worked out all the kinks to make it fully pieced together. Sitara helped too, mostly with the 'this will go here' and I painted because I wanted to help.

*Grins and shrugs. MISSION 'MAKE WRENCH HAPPY' ACCOMPLISHED. 5,000 FOLLOWERS GAINED.*

 

*raises here eyebrows and a smile grows on her face*

 

How I would love to work in a garden again. I love how the flowers protrude my senses.

 

?_?
^_~

 

*winks back*

 

-79 pokes Wrench-

 

Broski palhoncho, love of my life, fam.
this is how our entire species does shit.
We got net access wired into our brain tho, which probably helps with ground level democracy shit.
[He taps his forehead with a finger and winks.]
But yeah when we gotta make a decision we just all fucking join a chatroom for a big ol battle royal. it's super productive like you don't even know.

ACCEPTABLE COMPROMISE

[He grins at the human. The human who is pretty okay for a human. ffffffffffff....]

 

We told the big guy we pick our leaders through tallness for a joke, though, because of Scanner's terrible legs. Then Chi sat on Dol's shoulders.

 

OH SHIT SON you're right. Uh.
YOU GOTTA GUESS WHICH ONE'S THE LIE
(My legs are fucking bomb, you're just mad that you're super tiny.)

 

Your legs are like a gross grasshopper. My legs are like a lovely cat.

-Stick the leggie up.-

 

"Gardens aren't always for eating, sometimes they're just meant to look and smell nice. The roses are symbolic of a covenant between me and my mates and the people we love, although you can use the petals, and infusions, in food. The nutritious part of a rose is the hip, which is what happens after all the petals fall off." Valiska smiles. "Apples are much better eating; especially if you eat the fruit."

 

[He pokes back.]

Whaaaaaaaat, that's fucking WILD.
o_O

I wish we had - well, actually, scratch that. I've already seen
how wrong shit goes when it's just our PHONES that are always connected, nevermind BRAINS. I am going to pass, but that's still cool as FUCK.
*_*

 

Okay okay okay okay but!!! your legs just aren't long enough. How will you kick someone in the face with stumps like that. You need at least DOUBLE the leg. I can steal u legs bae.

Things that look and smell good, wild, that's like fucking disgusitingly luxurious holy shit. And yeah what else other than fruit are we supposed to eat????? I mean i guess some seeds and grains and shit are fun too. Maybe? But heck yeah I've eaten rosehips they were super sour and weird it was fun!

We gotta deal with what we have, since we all get built witht he whole wireless hotspot deal integrated we have noooo choice. I heard some folks are thinking about taking away humanity's internet privileges, it'd be fucking hilarious. "Take what you can get and give nothing back" and shit, ya see?

 

I can throw a rock at them.

 

"Yes, that's the problem." Valiska sighs. "Along with the fact that for hundreds of years our planet has been a haven for all sorts of people trying to get away with things. You can't force people to make the right decisions, and there won't be anything we can do about what happens after we're gone. And we have a massive problem with the Cereuti who want our systems in their Conglomerate and are constantly trying to wage psychological warfare on our population. But our choices are either to restore some form of democratic rulership somehow, or to keep finding idealistic people who don't actually want to be dictators to run the whole thing and not make the position hereditary. I...would rather trust that people will learn from experience, and most importantly, that the coastal prides have learned their lesson to the effect that it actually really does matter what the city folk do, because they tried to sell the planet right out from under us. There are no 100% good choices. That's why politics sucks."

 

You need to dream a little bigger, baby.

 

I can throw you at them.

-She purrs.-

 

That's a raw fucking deal my dude.
o_o
._.

But hey, you can watch porn anytime you want! Also talk to people without bothering with the face thing, which I'm all about. WAY more interesting using text, way more useful too.
^_^

Huh. Well, it's nice to see that you're not going the 'any dictatorship is a good dictatorship' route, which would be PRETTY FUCKING SHITTY I think we can all agree.
#_#

The most you can ever do is give people the tools to keep themselves free. I mean, people are people are people, it's not like you can CHANGE them. So as long as they don't forget what happened, you should be in the clear?
?_?

If you're not though, I am ALWAYS available to start blowing up your government buildings. For, uh, freedom, and totally not just 'cause I want to and it would be fun.
@_@
^_^

 

Ooooooooooo are you flirting? GROSS <3

Porn's so stupid lmao. What the fuck is the point? But yeah fucking. Mouth noises are so stupid.
75-a: stuuuuuuuu00000000000pid. text-pings are fucking superior to everything.

 

Yoooou'd protect me because you're gay.

-She drapes herself over him, still not touching Wrench.-