shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

I am incredibly gay, and I would fight a thousand people for you as long as you steal me candy. My affection and protective instincts are bought in sugar and artificial colors.

 

You can have some of my fruit leather.

 

I want your dates tho :c

 

I'll give you a date.

-She smirks and pings an obnoxiously brightly flashing heart at Scanner.-

 

groooooooss <3

 

Fine! Take me on a date!

-She cackles.-

 

[he whispers]
kinky.

 

-She flicks a finger across the metal ridges of one of his ear-fins in response, before glancing lazily at Wrench.-

My name is 79 @ Scanner's Den.

 

OH MY GOD THAT'S
THE WORST NAME
SDFGHJK
SINCE WHEN ARE WE CALLING IT TAHT YOU DISASTER
[He falls onto his back laughing hysterically]

 

-She roughly thumps his chest with a fist.-

Fine. 79 @ Fruity Rumpus Asshole Factory.

 

Noted.
._.
[He's been playing with his miniature MEKA for the last several minutes. How much of this conversation has he heard? Who knows.]

 

Worse.
Who's Fruity Rumpus Asshole anyway and wh do they have a Factory?

 

old meme, kiddos. be more creative!

 

You're Fruity Rumpus.

-She pinches the rumpus.-

79 @ Fartface Dumbhair's Baby Jail.

 

Suuuuuuck my Asssssssss

:O
prison jokes make me feel bad :c u gave me a feel. a badfeel.

 

-She noogies him, considering.-

79 @ The Glitch Revolt

 

In that case, I may need your help with something.

 

That's cute and all but you get 0/10 bc you fail to follow the format.
it's supposed to be shit like 79 @ Scanner's Home.

[Shhhhhshshshshhhhhh if he makes a rude gesture no one will notice his sincere sappyness.]

 

79 @ 79's Glitch Revolt.

 

Fite me in the pit for supreme leadership nerd.