shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

That'd be one way of describing them. A too polite one, honestly.

 

[Waves!]

 

The Great Mara is not polite. Gaze upon his crudeness and vulgarity and tremble in awe and fear! Gwahahaha!

 

"Hiiii!" She runs over to Bastion and gives them a hug, just because. Bastion taught her that Omnics feel like humans do.

 

*happy dweets*

 

"How've you BEEN, Bastion?" She pats his shoulder plate.

 

"NOT YOU," Valiska says sourly. "Kamaris Telenke Torraj', better known to her fans as Mara Bai. Behave yourself or I'll get my husband to come here and banish your ass."

 

Fucking T-Bone turned him into an EMP so we could break in and trash Tidis. Which was BULLSHIT, but fucking whatever. Marcus promised he'd find me another security robot to retrofit and save from the CORPORATE FUCKING BLOODSUCKERS.
>_<
-_-
[He waves the tea off and cracks open a beer instead. Healthy Eating Habits, Who?]

 

I'd make a fucking awesome co-parent, Daddy ;3
[He poses like one of your french hybrid abominations]

 

Noooooooooo why would you say that.
;_;

Daddy kink is SO not my jam, pls keep that to your t-fae friends and self, oh god I have to wash out my brain forever now.
@_@
[He still touches the legy though. He'll yea.]

 

fAIR. I'd still make an awesome co-parent, I have experience and shit, I'm parenting like three hollering shitgoblin babies away from touching the stove that is our jailers :P

 

"I can certainly appreciate your feelings." Valiska sighs. "But genocide isn't an improvement on enslaving people, and the humans in other dimensions aren't responsible for the misdeeds of the ones in your universe, and a human government corrupt enough to do that is probably doing shitty things to their own people, too. Plus...I would object to losing my mates. With extreme prejudice."

 

I am a SHIT parent. Source: turned my son into an EMP, cried about it for like fives days before wrangling promise of New Son.
>_>

You can be the stay at home dad. I will go win bread via dubiously legal means, and tenderly feed to bread to you and our twelve roomba children.
o_o
^_^

 

Hot. Let's get that sweet sweet matrimony on <3

 

Dearly beloved, we have gathered you here today for the SICKEST of weddings. If you'll turn your gaze to the DJ stand, where we're getting ready to set off twenty pounds of fireworks...
^_^

 

GROSS, don't get MARRIED.

 

TOO LATE I'M MAKING THE RING NOW.
(._(.
[He has some kind of drill and a bottlecap. He's making a hole in the bottlecap. Wrench that's not a safe ring. Wrench pls.]

 

Fucking badass, do we rap our vows?

WOW MY OWN FLESH AND BLOOD IS OBJECTING TO ME BECOMING A TROPHY WIFE, WOE, BETRAYAL

that is the most romantic thing ever holy shit

 

Scanneeeeeer.