shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

I can't rap for shit, so I'm gonna go ahead and say 'no' on that one. But you better damn well do something nice for this sick fucking ring I'm making.
^_^
^_~
[He's at least filing all the sharp edges down. It's still a bottlecap.]

 

Say hi to ur new dad 79~

[He leans in and singsongs, slightly offkey but with incredible adoration]
We're no strangers to love~

 

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[He cackles loudly and shoulder bumps him.]

 

There are many omnics here. I do not like this place.

 

thats racist!!

 

Fuck you too, buddy.
>_<

 

Say what you will. The machines are no race, and they ravage my country.

 

what do you mean? what's "here?"

 

On behalf of my robot sun, I challenge you to pistols at dawn. But you're not allowed to use your frankly incredibly attractive muscles to win?
._.

 

how about i ravage your country, if you know what i mean?

 

The sun's a robot? Really? How does that even work?

 

The theory that any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. That's how.
=_=

 

I don't get it.

 

*Snicker.*

 

9_9
[He makes a rude gesture that you probably shouldn't make at kids.]

 

*SNICKER.*

 

*copies the rude gesture*

 

go up to the hottest chick in this joint and do that in front of her, i dare you.

 

Spoiler: gif