shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Wrong!

 

And I'm not arguing with a Cronus 'cause I'm right! So there!

 

oh dear god theyre multiplying. who fed the fuckers after midnight.

 

[Baby jets in stereo:] Ruuuude!

 

Nah I'm good. M's getting me a new son anyhow.
^_^

...Can I get an example?
?_?
*_*

 

you know, i bet theres a knockoff of me out there thats literally you.

 

Uh, what's the phrase? Wee-wee...

Oh right! Weehawken dawn, guns drawn!

 

what??

 

if thats a quote from gremlins, ive never SEEN gremlins.

 

It's what you say when you wanna fight someone that's insulted you!

It's from... some sorta performance about ham, I think, ham that just doesn't stop even though everyone wants it to stop for some reason.

 

is that particularly relatable to you.

also i wont fight a kid, it wouldnt be a fair fight.

 

... I'm not sure. I'm only getting vague phrases and images and stuff from the void.

 

You know the rules and so do I~

Wow suck my metaphorical robot dick, ya fuckface.

[He tries really hard not to do it but he can't help himself. He jump to his feet "rapping":]
I LIKE BIG GUNS AND I CANNOT LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Helpless cackling]

 

Your hygiene is worse than that of the child's. You do not interest me.

I am a proud woman of Mother Russia. Some consider my strength to be that of a man's. They are fools. No man possesses my strength, for it is a woman's strength. The epitome of femininity.

I have not heard of a sentient machine that is not of the omnics. However, it is true that you appear to not be omnic upon closer inspection. You would seem to possess the configuration ability that a Bastion unit does. I would know, for I have dismantled more of their kind than I am capable of remembering. Yet no factory on Earth is capable of creating a machine of your size with that ability.

-Zarya hefts her particle cannon with one arm, flexing with the other.-
You did not specify whether you were referring to literal or metaphorical guns. So I have elected to show you both.

 

dont do this to me, lady!!

 

No.

You other robots cannot deny.

Take the pain. To quote a peculiar American I once met: "Pain is weakness leaving the body."

 

...no factory, no. I can't say about any private manufacturers, and anyways rumors aren't the most reliable source of information... Er. Anyway! Yes, I transform!! Into a jet! c: I couldn't tell you much about how it works, I'm not really a med--

Wait, Bastion can transform? :o

 

*Bastion configures into a sentry turret, dwooting proudly.*

 

i aint used to emotional pain, cant you just pump some lead into me??

 

Oh!! Your alt is lovely, that looks quite sturdy! [And... also definitely built for war, but that would be rude to comment on.]