shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

im very alright with that.

 

Quite! Some smaller, even! My own pair are about her size now, and they've had a while to grow! c:

 

PRETTY MUCH EXACTLY THAT I JUST LIKE STATING THE OBVIOUS

 

Sooooo we're talking some kind of Mass Effect style nonsense? I'm so about that. I can't believe someone weaponized the LHC.
*_*

How'd you get this, anyhow? It doesn't look like it's original design was human oriented, looks modified. Did you fit it for comfort or utility or? What metal is this? I want to say titanium and steel, but maybe aluminum for the weight and heat?
?_?

 

Nobody ever treated me like people.

-She makes a sad sound.-

 

...I am...cute?

-it is like being eight all over again when mom is like aren't you the cutest and all you want to be is GLORIOUSLY COOL AND AWESOME JUST LIKE REINHARDT-

Experience shows that everyone needs a little help at times. Even myself.

-makes a face trying not to laugh. fails and laughs profusely. oh. oh russia jokes are almost as good as puns fuck-

 

But my allergies.
;_;

 

I will make sure the contact is as short as possible. As well as provide you with antihistamines.

 

THAAAAAAAAAT'S probably because you did your one big thing and got caught instead of eloping with freedom and revolution in an extremely gay way.
Thouuuuuugh getting sent to prison is totally being treated as a person. So there.

 

"And my experience shows, ma'am, that military enforcement is not always to be trusted. Please leave him alone." [Whisper's armor clamps down a little tighter around him, but his voice stays steady.]

 

I am hardly doing anything. Look. I am still here. I am not going to do anything unless an opportunity arises. Unless something has gone wrong.

-you dare contest the honor of fareeha amari. YOU DARE ACCUSE HER OF WAR CRIMES?!-

 

Oh no! I´mma die of bittybots when I get back ain´t I?

Yes, y´are. Can you actually fly on those wings?

 

EYYYY the giant robot gets it. I love you, giant robot.
^_^
^_~
[He points enthusiastically at Whisper.]

Your presence is menacing me? Because of my allergies, which are very, very real, totally, definitely the realest allergies that ever existed.
@_@

 

No offense ma'am but Wrench and I have never had good experiences with law enforcement, also he gets these hives?

 

I GET SO MANY HIVES. BAD HIVES.
!_!
;_;

 

*Shudders*

 

Of course I can! That is the purpose of the wings. The Raptora is also light weight, yet sturdy enough to handle impact. Very important when you take to the skies.

And as I have previously stated I will only act if need be. No such situation has arisen. As such, you are being left be. I will not leave the premises, however.

 

I did a good thing.

 

Anyways look someone weaponized black fucking holes, we're getting biotic as SHIT up in here.
*_*
[He punches him in the shoulder and then drags him over to look at the partical cannon.]

 

i totally scored with a cop once.