shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

... Remind me to tell you about the idea I just had. I uh-- Would rather not say it in public.

Need some help?

 

to be fair, im twenty in less than a week and i havent done weed.

 

-sheepish- Yeah. See this happens all the time with capes. And just being stuck bipedal sucks.

 

*There's a table with olive oil bottles on it, and there the Problematic Cat has jumped up to... He Lik The Oil*

 

Yeah, let me see here... *Carefully tries to help untangle the cape*

 

"I bet Angela has some. Or something better. Or the dirty old woman might."

 

ADORABLE.
<3_<3

Ohhhhhhh?
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^_~

What the fuck is wrong with you dude. How have you not smoked weed?
!_!
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Excuse me?

Hey, you're that weirdo who used to look like Otis! Cut this shit out.

I don't have an identical twin! That person used to look like Otis, but they suddenly turned into me.

 

Yeah, in my experience old people are picky as shit with who they share with. Ray is an absolute ass about sharing his and I think the only time he's willingly passed shit around was when he got me high to talk me into letting him into DedSec.

 

uh, it smells bad and was mostly illegal until very recently?

right, you probably wouldnt have friends. my mistake.

suuuuuure.

 

the jokes or the looking like you thing.

 

Fuck him, seriously. He steals the shit too, from me! I watched him! Get into MY STASH and yoink it before going back to his horrible hippy house for art students and other DEGENERATES.
>_<

Do you like... actually follow the law on a regular basis? Why?
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no, see, booze and screwing people illegally older than you are easy to get because booze itself aint illegal and neither is sex. harder to get your hands on kush, you know what im saying?

 

Right!? He's done it to me too, the old fucker. Like I said, deadbeat dad!

And yeah no, fuck the law. Made by corrupt puppets in corrupt systems ruled by the oligarchy of big business, fuck the law and remake it free of inherent racism and sexism.

 

-helps. mostly is hampered by severe lack of thumbs- Thanks

You´re adorable!

 

nineteen?

 

Who knows? The battlefield is not typically the place one runs into beautiful women. We are exceptions to the rule.

*glare* Military personnel should not do drugs. Hana and I are not only soldiers, but the faces of our countries. Compared to us, you are shrimp.

 

I have plenty of friends! Some of them are even in here. And I'm not joking!

Both!

 

Marijuana is the actual name for a drug often called Weed or whatever, it's a plant that you smoke and it makes you high and calms you down. *Shrug* Different people have different highs though. It's nice.

Uh huh. *Unimpressed*