shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Don't leave your number. You'll just get spam calls, maybe leave a burner number or a burner e-mail?

 

Yeah, I've got a burner cell for girls. Mostly so I can keep their names straight? But also so no one has an in to Kiki without me knowing, you know?
^_^

 

...i am 4'7" and weigh 80 pounds...i don't think i can handle this kind of love language

...because you are the one negatively using the term...to describe somebody else's actions...

 

Yeah, that's true! My burner is this really cheap old ass phone that barely connects to the network let alone a computer these days. Took me forever to find it.

 

That's adorable.
o_o

Sitara would probably eat you alive too, but in a good way?
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Nah, I'm cool with it now.
^_^

Jesus, where the fuck do you even GET a dinosaur like that?
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Mine's not that good, but I dump it and get a new one every couple of months, just in case any of them try to actually follow up. Not that any of them DO, because the allure of the mask only lasts so long I GUESS.
@_@

 

Well, find out a way to!

I'm pro-social justice, and a feminist, but I'm not a social justice warrior. And Juice is a really good friend of mine.

 

Hmm, I guess makes sense you have to put your mod over your organic face. My sire does mods. You´d get along she likes spikes on everything too! I like the frame got. I can even make my own light! -lights up tail-

 

Remember when I first came around and how if I wasn't fucking around town I was combing through eBay listings and I was impossible to communicate with for a period of time? That's how I got it. All I have to do is wipe the thing and program the board again and it's like new.

I like the mask.

 

Just because we're friends doesn't mean you're not an asshole. Or that I like you.

 

Ah, but we are friends!

 

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That's so fucking cute I'm gonna die?
<3_<3

Oh my god you have so much more ability to pay attention to shit than I do? What the fuck dude.
o_o

You don't count though. You like the mask AND not-the-mask, which is weird because not-the-mask is pretty ugly and kind of a shithead? So you're a rulebreaker. The exception. An outlier who should be counted.
^_~

 

I mean after the first five times I just made a program to do it over and over again with randomized MAC addresses. It's one of these *Pulls out a literal Nokia brick phone jesus christ how*

Excuse you, Josh likes not-the-mask better and Sitara likes both as well. Not just me, it's just you keep running into people who can't deal with the whole package. Unbridled Wrench and all.

 

The enemy was determined by seeing who started slaughtering innocent civilians. My loyalty lies to the people of my country. You live during a time of peace. You would not understand. My country is in a desperate fight for its survival against a threat that intends genocide. I do not care for your false dilemma.

 

Yeah but unbridled Wrench wants ladies who aren't hacker chipfahahahhaha sorry I can't even finish that thought.
^_^

Can you imagine me with a white-picket fence and three kids? Fuck no. Terrible. Dedsec's still an exception because you're all fucking weird shits too.
^_~

"peace"

Spoiler: gif

 

...how can you eat someone in a good way..?

 

^_~

 

Don´t die! Are you a medic? Lots of medics wear masks. I´m studying medicine but I want to do other research too.

 

...???

 

Sort of the opposite. Lots of breaking, smashing, hurting, exploding, not so much the 'fixing' or 'healing' stuff. I'm just not good at it! I've got a black thumb, but for people.
^_^

 

HA. *Starts laughing, and it's a mean laugh* Holy fuck I live during a time of peace? So like, how do you magically know that? Bitch, seriously, I got flagged as a possible suspect in a crime I couldn't have ever committed because I'm black and like computers. Wrench was pulled, assaulted, and had his fucking mask stolen by the FBI because some fucking white yuppie shitbag decided that 'DedSec is too annoying' since we were fighting for our lives and the lives of everyone else.

We are fighting a war that you wouldn't even begin to be prepared for, a war fought against the very fucking government that is supposed to protect you. A war that shows how literally all you government scum are is puppets for the fucker with the biggest paycheck. You think you're doing good? What the fuck ever! Maybe learn to question if what you're doing is good for all or only good for a select few. But no, I don't know war. I don't know what it's like to find my friend's phone left after he was kidnapped by a gang and then find him fucking left bleeding in the house they took him to. I don't know what it's like to watch the fucking life slip from his eyes.

So fuck you and your position of power, of authority, that lets you ignore the fact that little people are being stomped on by your big ass fucking booted feet.