Food Fight: Mayo Discourse

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by budgie, Jan 10, 2017.

  1. sirsparklepants

    sirsparklepants feral mom energies

    Last year we had deep fried cinnamon rolls and deep fried birthday cake pops at the fair, but I didn't try them because I was too full of fair donuts, the only ones I actually like. :P
     
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  2. devils-avocado

    devils-avocado tired and gay

    oh my god I love good donuts

    like, even if they come out of a grocery store case, if they were made that day then sign me the fuck up

    fresh quality jelly donuts with granulated sugar are my forever fave
     
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  3. electroTelegram

    electroTelegram Well-Known Member

    i had a donut ice cream sandwich once 10/10
     
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  4. KingStarscream

    KingStarscream watch_dogs walking advertisement

    Moony made a cookie thing once that was was oreos wrapped in chocolate chip cookie dough and then baked.

    Apparently they lasted for like, a day, and were fucking massive.
     
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  5. swirlingflight

    swirlingflight inane analysis and story spinning is my passion

  6. All cookies and doughnuts are good, but homemade ones are always the best. I don't care whose home it was, homemade sweets ftw.

    What do you guys think of tomatoes? I hate them. I enjoy pizza with tomato sauce, I'm okay with ketchup and mustard on a burger etc, but tomatoes? In a salad or by themselves, or even cooked in other dishes (usually), I can't stand them.
     
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  7. swirlingflight

    swirlingflight inane analysis and story spinning is my passion

    I like the squish. The way I can bite just so and have liquid and seeds ooze out.

    The taste doesn't do much for me, and I'm grossed out if the skin is wrinkly.
     
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  8. Lambda

    Lambda everything happens so much

    People who can bite into a tomato as if it was an apple are secretly demons or fae or something.

    it's just not right.
     
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  9. Helen of Boy

    Helen of Boy Hugcrafter Pursuivant

    So, here's a fun thing I just learned about food.

    "Vegetable" isn't a scientific term. It's a culinary one. It's just an edible, herbaceous plant. "Fruit" refers to a specific part of a plant.

    So, tomatoes? Both. Squash? Both. Cauliflower? A flower, appropriately enough. Corn? Grain.

    No such thing as "vegetables" in any kind of consistently defined, meaningful way. No family of plants, nothing. Just whatever people feel like categorizing with it at the time.

    This is as big a world-flipping as when I found out that pillbugs are crustaceans rather than, well, bugs.

    You just haven't met the right tomato yet.
     
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  10. Saro

    Saro Where is wizard hut

    I love tomatoes! I wouldn't want to just bite into a big hothouse-grown tomato because they usually don't have enough flavor to be worth it, but homegrown? That I would do. I'd still generally prefer to eat it another way, though.
     
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  11. Saro

    Saro Where is wizard hut

    I had a hell of a time trying to get my Bio 100 students to understand this.
     
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  12. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Yeah, grocery store tomatoes often taste like gritty, slightly-acidic nothing. Homegrown cherry tomatoes are sometimes worth the effort of eating even by themselves, though. (There was this one variety that the farmer's market had one year that were brown instead of red and they were delicious.)
     
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  13. Lambda

    Lambda everything happens so much

    *doubt

    tomato sauce is barely decent, forget actual tomatoes
     
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  14. What
     
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  15. shmeed

    shmeed plant me

    i love cherry tomatoes yum yum sweet and savory and just the right size

    big tomatoes can be good but they are hard to eat because i freak out if i make a mess eating food ever. so i eat them EXTREMELY carefully and wish that i had sliced it like an apple instead.
     
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  16. shmeed

    shmeed plant me

    also half-baked cookies that have been frozen are a+ highly recommend
     
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  17. Saro

    Saro Where is wizard hut

    Too many legs to be part of Insecta c: they are in Isopoda!
     
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  18. Deresto

    Deresto Wumbologist

    That is so fucking cool


    But ye to add to the tomato discourse, tomatoes and tomato byproducts are gross and you should feel bad
     
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  19. artistformerlyknownasdave

    artistformerlyknownasdave revenge of ricky schrödinger

    tomatoes and ketchup are foul, but i'll gladly eat spaghetti sauce, sloppy joes, and cabbage rolls cooked in tomato sauce :p
     
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  20. Deresto

    Deresto Wumbologist

    Retraction, I guess spaghetti sauce is ok sometimes
     
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