shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

-wishes up a box of local stuff- Fuck yeah it works!

SWEET CATFURRY JESUS IT TALKS

Iunno man, that mask says "I know something you don't know" hard. Fuckin' sweet by the way.


Damn. Guess I did conk out from that explosion. No fun.

 

You sour apple bruise!

 

You're fucking evil.

 

"Just twisted, dear. Evil would be if I didn't help them. Should I leave needs unfilled? Should I refuse to the broken what lets them survive?"

 

[He grabs a drink saluting her. Sniffs it first though and waits for her to drink, he's in a good mood, not stupid]

Delightful darling daiquiri.

 

-takes them, smiles thanks- Nice to see you too Captain.

-mimicking her tone mockingly- Sweet dear primus it talks!

 

correction, youre, uh. fucking terrifying.

 

dont suppose you do shows, eh?

 

But you just SAID you do that after one drink just to watch them squirm. If you're talking about people who are literally dependent on alcohol in treatment that's a very skeevy way to talk about it, especially as, like, a kink?

 

"But of course. I'm a doctor. Ever stopped to think why someone likes their job? The nice ones burn out."

 

-mumbling-
Milord honors me with his acknowledgement.
-Mhhhh that sweet sweet guilt over not being as good a captain as she's supposed to be.-

 

CHRIST. fuck you and your entire profession. (she sounds angry, but she's curling into a more defensive posture.)

 

"Ah! I was talking a hypothetical. I don't treat alcoholism. That kills you eventually. My concerns for my patients tend to be more immediate, like bullet wounds."

 

"My profession guides people like me to do good, rather than harm. We can deal with distressed patients much better than someone with debilitating excesses of empathy. Would you wish that on the delicate? Would such a person be able to handle working on a patient in agony they can do nothing about immediately?"

 

You like the mask?
?_?
*_*
^_^

My bro Marcus is the one that's got this place figured out though, he can do all kinds of wicked shit. I just make beer.
^_^

Now That's What I Call Edgy!
9_9
6_6
@_@
[Glass houses, stones, etc.]

Man, this is why I fucking hate fucking doctors.
o_o
._.

 

[Bitter Laughter]

 

-is drinking tea with a bitter smugness to her-

 

Then clarify what you're saying, you... douchebag!

 

"You might note that I wasn't talking to you in the first place …"

 

Simply barbaric, this is.