shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

"All I can do is fix your eyes and show by example."

 

Yes.

 

Good to know. I'll make note.

 

vwhat if they ask you to cut something up but you really vwanna do something else and its all illegal anyvways. is that cool.

 

"I don't think you've been around many doctors, Clover. I will not apologize for the joke. I will apologize for misjudging my audience and hurting you. Will that suffice, or is a slap still more tempting?"

 

...fine, but I'm going to ignore you now, too.

 

-is surprised that went as well as it did. raises a brow at this and then goes back to her tea-

 

I'm beginning to think there's something inherently evil about uniforms and I want to say it's the starch. Evil, evil starch.
o_o

 

I DON'T. HAVE ANY. you gonna fucking spot me the money for prosthetics that do shit? or you wanna do a russian doll thing, grow another fucking clone and steal her bits? i'm told it's perfectly god damned legal.

fuckign - FUCK you! just leave me alone!

(She starts crying.)

 

vwowv ok.

 

-throws him the can of obnoxious spray-paint- Not if it's clown colors camo!

Dooo it. Just ah. Keep track of stuff. It's real easy to set your shit on fire if you get drunk taking shots off the pure alcohol and let the shot glass overflow near the flame 'cause your dumb ass passed out. NOT THAT I WOULD BE SPEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE OR ANYTHING. -whistles frantically-

I'm good. -fans self- -fans self HARDER-

Which is a pity because uniform kink is yum. -suddenly deadpan-

 

It's the buttons, actually.

 

since no-eyes forfeited before i got an ansvwer im going to go ahead and say its definitely cool.

 

I KNEW it! I need to get back to work on the button-replacer minibombs. Need to find a base powerful enough...

 

*sits down still smiling next to her* What's going on?

 

Doctor business. Seems to have settled down well enough.

 

-Clover moves by Redux.-

Hey, it's okay, I'll protect you! I'm Clover. Wanna go away from all the doctors?

 

Ehhh, pass. I can go for the gay cowboy look thing but once we edge into sexy Mountie, it just gets weird.
-_-

I can believe it. Never trusted those fuckers.
._.

 

im not a doctor. doctors are for sick people.

vwell, i mean, im also for sick people. but not that kind of sick.

 

I will break you, little man.