shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Oh yeah. I know how you docs get. At least you all are cool now.

 

[Micah:] Hey kid. Can I touch you? Let's go somewhere quieter. If I could get you to my 'verse I'd set you up with some functional prosthetics. I could see what I can do with this dreamspace, if you like.

 

*The twink skedaddles.*

 

i don't give a shit about how pathetic you think i am, i don't - don't care what you do to anyone else, just stay away from me!

(covers her face with her hands) this is so stupid, fuck. yeah. that would be nice.

please don't.

 

I'm betting $50 on the girl that she'll win this.

 

-sips one of his own, and quietly makes another appear. Maybe it´s just new officer nerves.-
You´re welcome.

-laughs. Look at him not paying marked attention to the nervous tiny, maybe she´ll calm down now?-

 

Fuck I thought that was part of the fun? How will I accidentally set shit on fire if I'm careful?
[He cackles]

 

Is it okay if I touch you so we can... walk away from everyone without bumping into stuff?

 

Yes. I am...happily surprised. Perhaps it does not to give up immediately from nerves.

 

Sexy Mountie what. Nah man, I'm talking... historical general uniforms. Pants so tight they can't wear undies, gold braid. FUCK Lady's fancy-shit kink is rubbing off on me. I knew corsets were contagious.

 

*COUGH.* vanilla.

 

i.. yeah. thanks. (she puts her prosthetic back in and scrubs angrily at her face.) ughhhh.

 

"Fair enough."

She turns to Lucío. "Where the hell did you come from? Are you monitoring my stress levels or something?"

 

[Micah]: -steps back audibly, bless clunky boots- Ok. The offer stands though. I've done my share of fixing what doctors broke.

 

People who look like law enforcement also give him hives.

Believe you me, he is not vanilla

 

Um?
[He fiddles with one of the cables. What? Is she... is she sick? He doesn't know how to do organics medicine????]

 

HEY KID IF IT HELPS ILL LET YOU GIVE ME A TRAMP STAMP

(i cant let my tiny son be Humiliated like this. gotta do the Cool Dad thing)

 

-She takes Redux's hands and leads her a little bit off, into a gazebo that's a bit cut off from everything. The noises from outside dim, but don't cut out entirely.-

Better? There's seats all around here. I ain't much good at the sappy comforting thing so I hope you don't expect that, btw.

 

Oh well fucking CORSETRY is completely different. I'm so down for tights and corsets.
^_^

Still not a fan of the buttons though.
>_>

9_9

Is that an invitation or something?
?_?

You just... you just dump all my dirty little secrets out like that. C'mon, M, oversharing is MY thing.
;_;

 

[Knocks back the second one too. This is her life now. She reboots her vox.]
Apologies for my earlier behavior, sir.