shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

hives kink.

i mean, i dont own a mountie uniform, being a proud sponsor of FREEDOM, but if youre offering...

 

Uh

Um

Maybe I'm feeling possessive or protective or some shit? I don't know man, I'm sorry.

 

Angela chuckles. "Nothing so crude. I would grow you eyes while my nanites fix everything they can find. If you have a body backup, we can restore exact appearance. Nothing unethical, it's not like I'm raising the dead or anything."

 

Ugh, no, definitely not with the uniform. You ever try to clean up maple syrup while naked?
@_@

We're cool.
^_^
[He slugs him in the shoulder. THE HARDER HE PUNCHES THE MORE HE LOVES YOU.]

 

*snorts and wraiths away like a diva*

 

yeah, no, i think maple syrup would be WAY too sticky to work.

 

Why does this not weird out anyone else? This doesn't set off alarm bells for ANYONE else?
!_!
?_?

 

What? Nah, I'm just chillin' with Ana. Where did you come from?

 

this is why i havent set foot in a doctors office since i was twelve.

 

*fucking ow*

Careful that's the arm that got owned when I fell off that building

 

(She takes a deep breath and sits down, curling up around her ankle, which she still hasn't worked out how to fix.)

hah. no, it's cool, i wouldn't know what to do if you did.

thanks. i don't.. you don't have to.. i'm being ridiculous, i know. i'm being unreasonable, redux!

impressions don't really work when the person sounds the same as you, huh?

(Reed.exe is not responding, because she's in a gazebo, which is cool because her author has grown tired of writing shouting. I love you, Angela, even if my shitty cyberpunk daughter doesn't.)

 

When you have been in the detective business as long as I have, you tend to cope with these things.

 

She sounds like a real dickbag. Least she coulda done was get you robot eyes. But I don't think you're being ridiculous or unreasonable, like, it's okay to be upset. Want me to try and fix your ankle?

 

I'm a ghoul. I deal with this shit everyday. It's not like I should have been dead 100 years ago due to radiation and drug overdose. And maybe a few bullet holes.

 

Fucking seriously.
@_@

Oh shit. Fuck. Sorry.
o_o
/_\
[He pats the arm much more gently.]

So robot zombie apocalypse is actually a thing? Called it.

 

Forgiven. -slight smile-

Waking the dead? That´s old news, everyone´s done it these days.

 

The buttons are only good when there's a fuckton of them. That's the thing with fancy shit- it takes forever to get out of it and by the time you are you are so fuckin' ready...

Just don't make eye contact and don't show your back. -nods sagely. How much is she joking? Your guess is as good as mine-

 

It was gonna happen eventually, just don't get too excited for it. You may loose your techno doo-dads in it.

 

So what was it? Skynet, aliens, magic, or nanobots?
?_?

It just takes sooooooooo looooooooong.
=_=

I don't have the patience for that sort of thing! I'd just rip it all off eventually.
#_#

 

Russia, U.S., China. Basically every country that had nuclear weapons. What year are you from?