shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

"As always, I was working and exhausted and then suddenly, blink, here I am. This weird place. But the drinks are free, the company is exotic to say the least, and," she shrugs, "a break from work is what the doctor would order except that the doctor is bad at remembering to take care of herself."

 

Me neither, that's why she- -phone beeps obnoxiously- How does she do that.

 

I was playing at a concert. But when I was gonna drop the beat, I popped into this place. I didn't know I had that good of a talent that I could bend space. *starts to laugh at his joke* At least nobody can get hurt here, so I guess that kind of makes you happy.

 

2015?
?_?

Figures we'd Hunt for Red October it though. Laaaaaaame.
@_@

 

"One cannot work," Angela states, "and thus responsibility is lifted from one's shoulders."

She shrugs. "I'll take ethics arguments as the price for that relief!"

 

Alright, according to my calculations, you have 62 years. If anybody asks you if you want to invest it in a vault, don't. Trust me.

 

Oh, that's no big deal. I'll definitely be dead by then.
^_^

 

That's one way of looking on the bright side.

 

(frowns) how? is that a dream thing? i heard you before, but i don't really get it.

 

You just have to like, want things here and they happen. It's weird the first few times but then you get the hang of it. It's like how stuff happens in dreams but in your control, yanno?

-She sighs and sprawls out on a seat.-

Honestly, I'm glad we got away from that out there, too. That lady doctor was really pissing me off.

 

-staring at his mask again- Is that actual blinking? It's not frequent enough to be when you blink unless you've got some crazy wet eyes. Wait last few times was between emoticons. Couple-second lag before display to simulate blinking, keep people from freaking out?

 

that's weird as hell, it actually works?

(she concentrates and, after a couple false starts, fixes her ankle. ha! triumph! she conjures up a pair of sunglasses and puts them on. nice.)

yeah .. there are so many people here, it's too fucking much.

 

Oh man, sweet sunglasses!

Haha, you should meet some of the giant robots. They're hilariously self-centered.

 

vwvwhat about school uniforms

 

学校の制服は何ですか？
[what ABOUT school uniforms?]

 

Your music moves me, an unmovable object. Space is nothing.

 

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Spoiler: ((translation))

lucio friend!

[boop beep boo-beep boop beep]

 

-SCREEEEEE- :D

 

Is this a question you want an actual answer for or is it one of those questions where the journey is half the fun?
?_?

Ehhhhh. Ask Marcus, he's the one with shit taste in anime.

 

Your options: answer or staring contest! -she'd be on fairly even ground, since her glasses are opaque-