shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

-cackles- Iz not mine fault hyu haz de pal-ate ov a dumb clenk!

 

*is very naked*

 

Ho! Hyu vont sum booze?

 

*grins* Yeah, I would. Thanks!

 

-Mirrors passes over a cup of whatever the fuck he did to Marcus' keg. It tastes interesting but it errs on the good side of interesting and is probably not immediately fatal-

 

..... (blink blink)

did i miss something? like, i'm not complaining, but -

 

What is, deez nuts?
?_?

 

*is confused by the sudden outburst of nudity but unbothered by it*

Friend!

Do you know why they're all naked?

 

-headbutts- Hy gotz no time for hyu dumb pal-ate!

Sumvun vos beink preessy zo ve iz nekkid now.

 

Dreenkink nakeed party. Vont sum booze?

 

*starts drinking*

 

Screechy dude was being obnoxious so I flashed my tits. He got more obnoxious so I kept losing clothes. Now it's a clothes-optional party?

 

I have no idea! -hug the friend!-

 

*He ties the back of his shirt into a crop top.*

'sthere any more booze left.

 

*is hug*

Aren't you supposed to get naked for people you like?

 

-passes him a cup. It'll hit humans pretty fucking hard-

 

-100% honest- I wanted to see if he'd have an aneurysm.

 

See if he'd have a... what?

 

-toasts- Goot plen! Booze?

 

It's a thing where a blood vessel in your brain swells and sometimes pops.

Hell fucking yes.