shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Judging by the request, I'm guessing that either you're the shapeshifter, or Alex secretly becomes a masochistic bisexual while drunk. The former's probably much more likely, even if it would be pretty funny. The answer is no, either way.

And here I was under the impression that I was a solid 10. Clearly, Juice is an incorrigible liar.

 

!_!
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[He pushes his mask up high enough to take a swig, and then finishes the cup.]

That is... the worst thing I've tasted in my life.
o_O

There's more, right?
?_?
^_^

 

no its definitely the second one. you gotta punch me. im dying of lust here.

 

Yaz, who hyu get eet off ov?

Alveyz! -refills-

 

Thanks! Lady does it. I don't know where she gets her dye but it's serious stuff, I mostly just have to fill in the roots. She's boring and sticks to purple. -Kablooey is impervious to awkward, sorry Reed-

 

-Mirrors chortles and whacks him on the back, quite gently for a jager- Iz lots! Hyu iz a goot man! Hyu vont some cookies? -produces some-

 

[juice is getting even redder] ...you stop that...

alex would probably be the one to punch you if she heard you saying that...

[juice finally goes full tomato] .......m'not lying...y'know i've seen you more than just shirtless before...

 

i could punch you. thatd work.

 

[Equius catches it with one hand.]

 

-Mirrors chortles and applauds- Sving dat sucker!

 

No.

That's part of what makes it so funny!

Oh? Do elaborate.

And I also don't have to physically touch you to hurt you. What's your point?

 

D --> I would rather not risk breaking it
[Equius tries to return the sledgehammer.]

 

its gotta be skin for me to get off. cmon. what about just a backhand slap.

 

Made it myself! It fits the look.
^_^
[DRINK]

!_!
[Chokes on his drink, managed to recover.]

Uh, sure?
?_?
#_#
[He takes a cookie. Cookie and really shitty beer sure are a... combination......]

 

*He stares at what little of the cookie he can see from his awkward position on the floor. Cronus feels like he's forgetting something very important for birthdays.*

 

Nize! Hyu-neek hatz iz der best. -steal a cookie of her own-

 

[Oh hey, that's right. It is Cronus's birthday. Wrench pegs him in the face with a cookie. Lovingly?]

 

*Cookie. Cookie, ookie-cay, cocky, cock, cack--CAKE.*

CAKE.

 

*without hesitation* no, you couldn't.

...and yet you say i'm the uncorrigible one?..

you're an incorrigible jerk...

*embarrassed mumbling* ...you know what i meant...

 

(i could just walk up to him and punch him. why wouldnt that work.)