Shitposting Rave OOC

I love all of you but I must work, Venture is here solely to snark :p

 

YOU GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK WITH THAT WRONG ACCOUNT POST IM sdfghjl;

 

NOBODY SAW THAT OK

fuck I forgot the account sticks I'm so sorry

I had a heart attack too. And an anxiety attack shit shit sit

 

that was
hilarious tbh

 

IM NOT ACTUALLY UPSET

Spoiler: gross joke ?

it was more like 'OH okay were doing child strippers now ??? i guess ???????'

 

Babby Isaura would totally strip down but more because she doesn't have a nudity taboo, and she wouldn't be half as spiteful. Just "oh are we swimming? -NO CLOTHES-"

 

Wrench is very fashionable by jägermonster standards. spikes and leather are always in.

 

OH MY GODS

 

lets be real chris mclean is essentially a cronus anyways

 

He's more like a Ray, IMO.

 

did i fuckin stutter

Spoiler: joke explanation just in case

the joke is ray is cronus

 

Someone save Kablooey before she bursts a blood vessel.

 

i'm a bit confused now, considering this was said to juice

 

it was addressed to orlandeau using juice as a jumping off point but just wasnt particularly clearly specified

 

I leave for two hours and yall throw a clothes-optional booze rave without me
God damn the rest of my shift, and bless everyone with time to play out this hilarity

 

@Suspicious Feline is the best cronus.

 

honestly he isnt even really a cronus anymore

his (already shaky) sense of identity was just fuckin Decimated by the shapeshifting thing so now hes honestly an oc that USED to be cronus

 

Anyway. Cake!

 

what if he were to shapeshift back into a cronus?

 

he already has (@Itch)

presumably if he were to stay as one long enough he would slowly revert but for now hes just..............Him