shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

-bats his shoulder, not actually angry- I´ll show you prettypaws!

 

Fair! [The bottle isn't Venture's, so he's not going to bother trying to stop Scanner taking it.]

YO Ref!!! :D [Fluttery flock wing-greeting! What do you mean 'stop assuming everyone likes you,' of course everyone likes Venture!]

You sure will ;D

 

Iz only goot lootink prekteece! Vere vould ve be if ve gave schtoff beck?

 

!!!!!
[He flutters his wings back shyly]

 

Yer impossible. -noofs-

 

Impossibly charming you mean ;D [His face isn't built for it but by primus he will noof Sawbones back.]

 

Sure ye are. -climbs onto- Pain in my aft.

 

[Support the catte!] If it's your aft that's hurting I'm gonna have to ask who else you were fooling around with 'cause I'm pretty sure that's not where anything ended up last time we did anything :P

 

[Inappropriate snickering. Nichrome no. You're a captain, Nichrome. Have some decorum, Nichrome.]

 

It was you wasn't it? Shame on you captain causing our poor dear Nurse Prettypaws discomfort! :P

 

I´ll make Your aft hurt if ye don´t watch out!

-facepaw- Can´t take ye two anywhere.

 

-smacks him again-

 

Oooooh, kinky~ :p I have a perfectly good valve too you know you've liked it just fine bef--

[More snickering.]

 

Chroma, can I ask you something?

 

Thanks luv. *she starts chugging the liquor*

 

I will neither deny nor confirm this statement!
[She giggles again.]

[... Maybe the giggles are a bit guilty. But getting scolded so nicely by her favorite nurse is worth it.]

 

Yeah Sure?

 

-Clover flops on her back, hugging her.-

Am I terrible?

 

I mean, like. You're going to fight the invasion, right? Like, literally fight. I can't do that. I'm sorry.

 

[That sure is a lot of bare skin you are touching right now, Clover. Chroma bites back a light hiss at Clover brushing against something not-quite-healed.]
Nah. Youre Pretty Great. Conversely Im Probably Gonna Get Shouted At About Lab Safety Again When I Wake Up.