shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Sawbones. Darling. Sweetspark. Angel of battlefield mercy. I never married you :P

 

How've you been?

 

Age is just a number! They let kids drink in Europe!
#_#

Besides what's the point of doing ANYTHING if you can't do it drunk?
?_?

 

Yeah!!!!! But also everyone's gotta recharge sometime!!!! I can be Seeker King while you're 'charging!!!!!! Then we can both be prettiest and fastest and importantest!!!!!!!

 

Busy. -sheepish face- It´s been a while since I´ve recharged on my desk.

-laughs- Now why didn´t I think of that?

 

Yer stingy with yer nickname is what. An here i fixed yer wounds an everythin.

 

This is why two kings is better!!!! We can think of more things!!! [Very serious nodding. Despite the fact that he doesn't even come up to Starscream's knee.]

 

Sawbones! [It's Ven's turn to be mock-offended; he holds a giggling Laeto closer to his chest.] How dare you mock my tragic lack of memory allocation? How dare?

 

Al'rrhissim steps into the dreamspace again, this time a bit less disheveled and more tired. She wrote a lot today.
She looks around. And frowns.
"What is this disgrace. Alcohol and loafing around, but no pool?"
She shakes her head. Due to convenience reasons, she knows how to summonmagine stuff here.
There is now a series of natural tiered pools in black volcanic stone. The top ones steam, while the lower ones, even though water overflows, are cooler.
The talassani don't have a nudity taboo, so she steps out of her various cotton layers that protect her from the desert sun, save for her disappointingly utilitarian guy underpants. Like Valiska, she is digitigrade and has six nipples, but the two lower pairs aren't swollen, and her top pair is kind of flat. On her back, there's a rough circle of dots and lines in white ink. (It's a constellation map).
She plops down.
"Can I have some of the booze?"

 

Do you want the shitty vodka, the shitty beer, or the shitty cocktails?
?_?
^_^
[He walks over with a bottle of vodka instead of waiting for an answer. In part because he's PRETTY INTERESTED in those pools, because seriously, what the fuck, that's amazing?]

 

How about the nice cocktails instead?
*suddenly there are a series of different whiskeys and gins in front of her, because rave magic*

 

Because I've never made a cocktail that tastes good. Ratio was always the one who was good at that shit.
@_@
[He takes a swig of his pretty-decent-actually vodka. And then climbs into one of the heated pools. This is AWESOME.]

 

"Honestly after how much I got done today, I'll take any of those, as long as it's a lot!", Al'rrhissim laughs. "Dunno where those were, I was pretty little when my pride visited them. We could barely get my cousin Safiorrha out of them again -- she works as a marine biologist on Sireni now, go figure."
Back when Al'rrhissim's dad was still alive, and her sister was still there.

 

*lies back in one of the heated pools*

*it is so relaxing*

 

First time for everything, but suit yourself.
*her whiskey is cold and neat, but anyone who wishes can get a whiskey soda or a floral gin and tonic*

 

*Snifs the steam.*

 

Never seen 'em before! I know we got 'em on Earth somewhere, but I'm going out on a limb and saying you aren't from Earth, are you?
?_?
^_^
^_~
[He hands over the bottle of whiskey.]

9_9
[Where'd he get the other bottle from?]

 

-SPLOOSH now there's a naked catte in the water-

 

[Can he offer you a bottle of vodka in these trying time?]