shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

It's kinda fuckin' rude. It's a slur.

 

"Because it's a fucking slur is why"

 

-Pounces in the pool, making a helluva splash-

 

no, they were created for banging hot chicks in.

SPEAKING of which, how much tail did i get last night? stretch the amount if its under 12.

 

the one with the old man fetish.

 

I'm sorry, I don't have Fetish-o-Vision. Would be sweet if I did, make things a lot easier.

 

Bullshit, you figured out Kat has a pain kink before I did.

 

Hey, you never know!
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Can I assume that mean you pilot spaceships with your BRAINS? Are the brains hackable? Is this the Rowan series or are we talking Wh40K?
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I think he's talking about Valiska, 'cause she often calls him out on being a creep. But since he doesn't undertstand what creepiness even is, he thinks that doing anything at all related to sex, nudity or genitals will get him chewed out. Getting naked is not creepy. Trying to get kids and nonconsenting people involved in your sex life is.

*confused* What? Really?

... why didn't anyone tell me that before?

*rolls his eyes*

One birthday grind from some stripper at a bar, I think.

And none of mine.

 

...-honest confusion- Uh, yeah? She slept with you.

 

So've you.

 

Maybe we can smell our own or something.

 

wasnt a bar, was a strip club. and of course i remember THAT, i was sober when it happened.

the fact that you felt the need to specify that makes it more likely that i DID get your tail.

 

No. I just wanted to make it crystal clear that, since you were talking about tail, mine is off the menu.

 

the genie doth protest too much, methinks.

 

OK I see what you mean about creepy.

 

"Heh", you grin. "Yes to the first one, hopefully not to the second one, and no fucking clue to the third one. I know there's implants involved, 'cuz dad had gotten his taken out when he ditched the--" Al'rrhissim cuts off. "Here, hold this."
She hands him a chilled bottle much like the one she was drinking from earlier. Upon opening and sampling, Wrench will find it contains some sort of elderberry liquor with hops. Fizzy!

"Since you appear to be acquaintanced with Professora Queen Valiska Pines, I'm going to go out on a limb and guess you're Pennarine", Al'rrhissim takes off her pince-nez and rubs the bridge of her nose. She is still hissing. "And with her professoral tendency to talk at length about whatever topic at hand, I somehow doubt she missed that tidbit, but let me remind you. Our Pennarine sisters have reclaimed the word for themselves. On ai-Talas and Sireni, it carries its old connotation, meaning that we are lesser and barely sentient fucktoys. You are no Talassani. This is not your word to use, especially around ai-Talassi or Sirenisse people."

 

*sighs* Yeah.

... well, at least it could serve as a demonstration.

... sorry.

*looks down*

*he knows what it's like to be treated like a lesser, barely sentient fucktoy and he wouldn't want to ever treat anyone else that way*

*so damn he fucked up bad*

 

vwhat if i dont to seeing you fully nude.

 

... is that a hypothetical or do you actually want me to cover up?