shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

We´re sort of always naked you know.

 

I want to say you could be MORE naked. Most naked?
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You're... Bill Cipher, right? The nice one? Not the break apart the very fabric of the multiverse one?

... but that's a stupid question, isn't it, since the Not Nice ones could easily just lie and say, "yes, I am the nice one"? They are good at manipulating people. ... well, the one I know is, at least...

 

"This is a dreamspace, you can't actually damage people or property here unless they want you to. Get into the pool and hang out. There is booze."

 

Not really. Removing our plating isn´t very healthy. Sorry to dash your dreams there.

 

"Hey Mina, I'm glad to see you. I know you weren't very happy at our house but that was during kind of a rough bit for all of us. Things have smoothed out a lot since then and I hope we can still be friends?"

 

*Without the absolutely ridiculous amounts of hair gel to disguise it, it's obvious that Cronus is in desperate need of a haircut.*

*On the plus(?) side, he looks like a soaked stubbly cherub.*

 

Well right now it's a clothes-optional booze and swimming party but here in general is just kinda whatever?

Dude I know you were around for the clothes discussion cloth and transformation do not go well together. But without getting into details my wet dreams generally involve exactly 0 organics and way more pretty mechs and also not my primusdamn kids sooooo nope not mine :P

 

LAAAAME.
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>_<

[nelsonlaugh.mp3]

Aw look at you being a responsible parent.
^_^

 

wow. just wow. i thought we were bros, what happened to that?

 

Ford settles into the pool next to Valiska. He is not naked. He is wearing black swimming trunks and a kind of a kimono jacket because frankly, only Valiska and Sev get to see his tackle, and he'd rather not show off the burns and scars on his back. But he is perfectly fine with the fact that she's mostly nude.

 

We're still bros! I fully expect you to mock the shit out of me if I ever look that dumb.
^_^
[He looks plenty dumb being mostly naked except for a mask. It really is much harder to look dumber than him right now.]

You need a fucking haircut.
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^_~

 

"@Wilhelm's here," Valiska informs him. "I thought I should tell you, though as you remember, there's no way you're going to confuse him with the other one, because the other one never does the bipedal-binocular thing."

 

I mean someone's gotta be and apparently the other two are letting 'em run around poking their nosecones into interdimensional anomalies again so somehow I end up the responsible one by default :P

 

"Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste..." He snarkily replied, his grin widening at the poor attempt at a joke.

"Nice is relative! You'll just have to get to know me for yourself and decide, bud! Regardless, I'm sure it'll be a ride!" He throws his arms up as he gestures with enthusiasm.

"That so? That's a good way to go about things! But... Alcohol, huh? Woah-ho, sign me up! I'll pass on the pool bit, though!"

 

"Without Other-Me?" Ford looks perplexed. "Didn't they just get married yesterday?"

 

you dont need a haircut when you have enough product in it.

 

Not without exposing internals, and there few occasions in which that's sexy. A pool party isn't one of them.

 

Valiska appears a drink in front of Bill. "You're nice compared to the other one, honey. The other one is the one everyone here knows."

 

*deep long-suffering sigh* You knew very well what I meant, so don't play around with me. I know how that winding and twisting words around shit goes, I do it myself.