shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

"Not all Lucifers are evil," Ford points out. "In some versions of the story, the god they rebelled against was an asshole."

 

I was just borrowing!

 

*Anything you do is going to make him look douchier. Wet unstyled curls is the least douchey hairstyle he can have.*

 

"Whatever's more than fine by me so long as something interesting happens, and from the looks of it, it can and will!"

"Nah, I just really like the Stones! Glad you picked up on that, though- I was hoping someone would!"

"You of all people should know who! Shame on you." He joked to the other, internally making note of the look of wrath in his' eye.

"Oh, believe me, I'll tell him plenty of what's going on around here! It's the best way to get him over here!"

"Don't suppose he's a fan of people nosing in on his dimension?" He mused, retrieving the drink and downing it.

[ Woah, this is very fast-paced! I'll probably be in and out reply-wise, I can't keep up! ]

 

-she has her feet in a pool. She's convinced Lady to strip mostly down and is sitting with her-

Dude your avatar is ridiculous.

-slightly derisive snort- Some.

 

That's why I said "kinda evil," instead of just evil.

... and was that supposed to be a hint-hinty parallel about how this new Bill is really good and I should trust him, blah blah blah?

 

can i join too or is it only for the cool kids

 

Valiska grins at her. "I am!" She smiles. "But nothing too strong. This is a dream realm, I know, but I think booze would make me queasy even though it wouldn't hurt the kits if I drank it here." She pats her belly, which is still flat, but she can't stop doing it anyway.

 

Alright drink it if you wanna then I'm not gonna stop you. Uh. [Shit. Venture has made A Mistake.] Wide world of paraphilia some people get revved up by weird stuff if you want more details ask your parents this is so not my job.

 

It's what he actually looks like.

 

Yeeeeah... This is so not happening.
@_@
._.
[He gives up. Have some elderberry wine, forget your hair woes.]

 

That's even sillier!

 

I think I knew the Saddest Tryhard with an avi like that. Complete with awful verbal distortion.

 

"No." Ford stares at him briefly, then grins. "You know I'm an enormous sperglord, Norm." Dipper taught him that word. He likes the way it feels in his mouth sometimes. "I'm only really good with metaphors when I've got a head full of mushrooms."

 

-deeply amused catte-

 

-licklicklick- UGH! Tastes awful!

 

-concentrates and a tablet properly sized for Wrench appears-
I don't know some of the English terms, so quite a bit is still in our glyphs, but I understand that diagrams are universal.

I have quite a few more. Here, this one is specifically about ailments of fuel processing, and this one is advanced physiology.
-two data slates appear in front of him-
I don't mind the borrowing if I know where it is.

So Lucifer is a cultural touchstone, more than a person?

Ah, I see. That makes more sense.

 

you know, have i ever mentioned its nice to be friends with someone who DOESNT constantly judge me for being myself?

 

*laughs* Yeah, but you should try to take him seriously anyway. That ridiculousness hides a lot of menace.

... well, yeah, true. It just felt passive aggressive and pointed to me, that's all. Way too fitting, you know...

Yeah, but he's a person in some places too, I think. The Mara knows a Lucifer, I recall...

 

Everyone is a person somewhere, I suppose.