shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

"Ford is not exactly passive about being aggressive," Valiska points out. "Ford and Stan used to punch each other hello."

 

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Man, you've met me right?
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I reserve the right to judge everyone but I don't really have a leg to stand on.
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Besides you're not even half as douchey as fucking Dusan. Or LENNI. God, FUCK Lenni. You cannot be anywhere as awful as her without TRYING.
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... well, yeah, but he doesn't always tell people they're wrong or being mean or whatever by punching them.

 

"Stan would like this party." Ford is now ignoring the Bill who betrayed him and tried to fuck over his entire damn family. It's the easiest and least painful way to annoy the fuck out of the bastard. And he has a Valiska in his lap and she is the perfect size to cuddle.

 

-purrs and goes up slightly on hindpaws to noof-

 

"No, I just tell them they're wrong." Ford shrugs. "I love Stanley, but he is a very special person, sometimes. Less so lately, thanks in no small part to Getheny."

 

-knowing smile. This girl has leveled buildings before. She has systematically destroyed the lives of CEOs and politicians. She re-routed a dangerous racist meeting place to gay black porn. She may be smiling now but...-

Usually a mythological- sorry, religious figure. But some people just see him as a... helpful construct? Some people nominally worship him but it's usually more what he represents than guy himself. My Luciferian friend made a hella compelling argument.

 

see, everyone ELSE ive been friends with felt the need to tell me im living my life all wrong, and you dont. you practically MAKE me do what i want to do.

 

So, maybe Valiska shouldn't have used him as an example in her argument?

 

Why would I tell you I tell you how to live? Fuck that. I'm not your MOM.
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from what IVE heard, my life wouldve been MUCH more fun if my mom WAS still around.

wanted for drug/human trafficking in multiple countries, she was.

 

-petting is happen-

Interesting! Earth is more interesting the more I hear of it. I'd liken him to Unicron, but he's not mythological in the strictest sense.

 

HA.
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Yeah sounds like Sitara's shit family. You ever wanna fuck her over or something, I'm your guy.
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[Drink every time you swear revenge on someone?]

 

"Valiska should do what she wants, because she's Valiska." Ford chuckles. "You're testy, Norm. Try and relax if you can. We're in the rave. Even the other one can't actually harm us, here."

 

"My understanding is that Lucifer is not particularly associated with death," Valiska says, leaning back against Ford's fuzzy chest, her hair draped over his shoulders and out of the pools because it's a bitch to untangle once it gets really wet.

 

*sighs* Yeah. Yeah. I guess I am. Kinda silly, huh, that I'm not relaxed, right now, isn't it?

Usually being immersed in hot water makes me feel real nice and calm and stuff.

 

drop the last word and im in.

 

I'm... your?
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no, id be perfectly willing to bang your friend. yeesh.

 

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I mean I'll tell her but she's turned ME down pretty much every time and also probably collects the dicks of dudes who piss her off. So uh. Fair warning, she WILL vore you.
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