shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Bill eyes @Wilhelm warily.

Y̩̫̦̳̰̱̼o̳̟͓͔̳u̩̭̘̟'͏͓̹͈͈̝r҉͖̝̤̞͔ͅe̥͞ ̳̣͙̺͉̫ẉ̻̼e̫̥͖̮̖̗̯a̠͡r̦ḭ̶̪̠̠n̵̼͉̦̫̠̘ͅg̣͠ ̯̱͚̱͕͚m͔͝ý ̡̬̺̱͍̪̗̪c̡͕̦o͖l̸͈͍̝̭̼o͉̞̠͙̳u̦̳̖ͅr̛̙s̸.̝̤͇͟
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̥̙̠̬͘B̢͉͎̜̮̬u̵̹̥̱̬̜̪ţ͓̲͖ͅ ̛̳̣͚͈y̲͟o̵͈u̯̤̭̼͘ ͎͔̼̭̜͟L͔͈̣̙Ó̲̝OK̟͎ ͔̰͇l̦͚i̬k̢̥͔̳̺é̬̺̫͉̘̘̱ ̵ạ͎̘͔̫̟̭ ͓͙ͅm̛͚̰͕͍e̯͕͍͟a̛̠̤̥̟͕͈ͅt͚̠̰ ̛̭̺̘̺̯̲̫p̖̤͚͙̘̪̮u͘p͏̙̼͔̬̫̺p͏͚̤e̻t͓͕ ҉̖s͏̙͈o̝̗ͅm̯̗̗͕e͍͘ ̗͚̝̘͖͙t̪̭̦e͠e͞n̬̪͍͘a̮̟ͅg͙̥͔̬͠ę ͜g̱̙̭͖̖̕i̴̦͙͉̦̪r̬̜̳̥͉̮l ͖̩͔̰̼͡ͅw̨̦h̢o̢̰̖͖͎̭̣̻ ̗̭̙̪̯̭t̀h̶̥i̯͍̦̰͢n̮͇͘k̴̼̖̠̬s̲̗ ͢I͈͓͉̟̤ ̩̬̺̫͇̱͜ͅw͖̳̰̬̩a̸̹͓͕͓͎͚n͟t̺͓̮͕͎̮ ͕͖̫͚̯͠t̤̤o̘̣̺̬̺͔ ͏̰b̦̝a͎ͅṉ̻̠̲g̟͉̭̮̦̱͢ ̯̦͎̦P͓̩͡i̗͔̪͖̬͓͕̕n̡e̩̘͜ ̟̗̜͘T͓̘r̥̯͙̟͈̟͢e̯̣̖̠̻ẹ̷̝̘̘̹͖̭ ̟͞ drew an̰̤d̼̹ ̴͓̤̙̜̯p͈͞o̝͠ͅs͇̞̼͙̲t͍̳̦̺e͍͓͓̞͔d̡̯̼̞̩ ̪̺͉͚̖̤̥o̲̤̟͈͍͖͈n̷̳̮̘̘̹̹ ҉̠̹̦̼̭T̹͡u̙̝͇͜m͏̝̠̦b̨lr̰͘ ͕̗̞f͔̠̟o̮̭̘͞r̸̭ ̲͙̠̞͙̞̀ͅ5̯̗̪͈̝̥0͔̺͚0͍̲͉̥0͍̳͓͓̙͍̀ ̠̣̳̘̻ͅl̞̀ik̘͙̝̘̣ͅḙ͟s̡̲̩̭͓.̲


Bill offers @The Unspoken Lady a yellow and violet rose. And a glass of something purplish-red.
L̳o̫̼̺̦͙͙͜ò̫k͓̳̮͉s̨̯̘̞ ̷̠̗̼̥ͅd͔̜̝̤͙̹̼è͚̮̭̲̰̟͍ļ̩͉̝͓ì̘̺͉c̥i̸͉̗̳̼̖ou̥̤ͅs̛͔͓̩̜̺̟.̙͓̺͉ ͕̟͚͓ ̺̱͎̠͚̪̗͜I̴ ͘h̀e͇͕̖̳̯͘a͉̣̘̹͝r̼̪̯ ̙̫̝t̞̀h͔̜͔̝̩͚ḭ̦̘s̹̺̰͙ ̸̼̬̯̻̟v͎͚̜̕i̡̪̝̬͎̠̬̬n̩̘̥ͅt͚a̷̹g̟͔̼̩̫̤e̮̗̩͡ ͈̘̬͢g̨̼oe̴s̳̥͔̘ͅ ͘ẃ͕͙̬͔͈͍̜e͙̦̭l̙͓̭̩l͇̘ ̪̭ͅw̵̬͎̥̗i̶̘̮̠̤t̬̭͔̫ḫ̵̩͖͓̤ ̨͔̱̣̰ͅra̜̝͢ḱ̻̞͎̠̪s̷̗͎͔͈̗̹͈h̶͚̣̳as̬͈̜̰a̻͍͎.̳

 

You're a friendly little fellow, aren't you?

-IS TRYING TO IGNORE THE VORE-

 

hey did you know googling 'cronus the hedgehog' turns up some

very

interesting

results

 

*Chokes.*

 

:''''c

 

Ford is not paying attention to Bill, the rakshasa, or the Lady. This is not happening right in front of him and his catte. He rolled to disbelieve.

He'll roll the infinity-sided die if he has to.

 

-tori admires ford's resolve and ability to ignore gods eating each other or whatever the fuck this madness is-

 

"You're a rainbow drinker. That isn't the same. I saw you take blood from that kid Ferrat. He didn't die of it."

 

i mean, no, that only happened once and i didn't kill 'em.

do u know there's ppl out there who actually kink out on rainbow drinkers, tho? i could have been getting free meals! :o i could have gotten paid 2 eat! although i don't trust some of those creeps not 2 try 2 keep me.

 

"Seems reasonable to me," Valiska says. "My foster-mother ran a brothel and if you're going to assist some people with some of their kinks, you want to have friends around."

 

yeeeeah, i managed to finagle a p sweet gig off-planet tho, but not out of the solar system. :o

now i get bloodbags. like literal bloodbags. i don't call ppl i drink from bloodbags thatd be gross lmao.

 

-ignores the rose... well, she doesn't accept the rose, but when she takes the glass the stem withers and the petals turn pure violet. The glass is accepted, because she is a Laverna.

She regards the triangle with a mixture of caution and amusement-

 

(A polite vibe of agreement radiates from the hedgehog, which is alternately sniffing the hand, the ground, and the air. It is friendly, that is in its nature. The hedgehog wants to be a friend how it can.)

 

im just a dead girl trying 2 make her way in this hard n unforgiving world...

๑•́ㅿ•̀๑)

 

-gives the hedgy the small dried fruits and such that he has had forced on him to he doesn't pass out from hunger-

I'm not sure what it is you eat, sadly. Hopefully you can get more out of this then I can though.

 

Wish I could pull that. Could keep meals in the freezer like I used to, instead of Thiel's attempts at... keeping snacks on hand.

 

hello sir have u ever been vored

★~(◠‿◕✿)

 

-looks up at this person away from the pure and precious form that is the hedgy. tori is smiling awkwardly under his mask-

I'm...afraid I don't quite get what you mean by that.

-he doesn't but given words he heard as he rose in this dream he feels he has a good guess. he'd rather this guess not be right. tori will not be eaten. he will dance right the fuck out of eating range-

 

nice blood u got there

ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ)

alms for the poor, sir??

ԅ( ͒ ۝ ͒ )ᕤ

 

-his face hardens and his tone becomes firm, cold-

That wouldn't be wise.