Supermarket Three Items game.

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by ChelG, Feb 12, 2017.

  1. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    You may have heard of this if you spend any time online; pick three items from a supermarket which would get the funniest reaction from the cashier. Most of the ones I've seen are things like "cucumber, vaseline, and children's cartoon DVD" or "ski mask, shovel, and butcher knife", but I found my favourite today; "doughnuts, doughnut holes, and glue".

    So what would you pick?
     
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  2. TheMockingCrows

    TheMockingCrows Resident Bisexual Lich

    cat food, condoms, and liquor
     
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  3. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Condoms, push pins, and a "congratulations on your pregnancy" card.
     
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  4. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap Well-Known Member

    Lube, rubber gloves, and an entire cooked chicken.
     
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  5. Sethrial MacCoill

    Sethrial MacCoill Attempts were made

    pregnancy test, coat hangers, beer
     
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  6. Sethrial MacCoill

    Sethrial MacCoill Attempts were made

    alternately, one i've actually done (not on purpose, it just happened that way) razor blades, apples, halloween decorations
     
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  7. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap Well-Known Member

    Depending on what's going on outside the store, a ski mask, swimming goggles, and a lemon.
     
  8. missoyashirou

    missoyashirou Someone please give me a tiny dog to play with

    Big can of wet dog food, large dog collar, viagra prescription.

    Alternately, roast chicken, dozen eggs, a jar of vaseline.
     
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  9. Pumpkageist

    Pumpkageist Warning: I Shitpost

    Rat poison pellets, a pepper grinder and a microwave meal

    Alternatively, a baseball bat, a saw and a "Congratulations on your engagement" card.
     
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  10. missoyashirou

    missoyashirou Someone please give me a tiny dog to play with

    Also, my lovely husband wanyed to throw in an answer: sleeping pills, a condom, and super glue.

    Also also, maybe we should consider tagging this as an adult thread?
     
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  11. Sethrial MacCoill

    Sethrial MacCoill Attempts were made

    zip ties, duct tape, and a shovel
     
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  12. TheMockingCrows

    TheMockingCrows Resident Bisexual Lich

    it's horrible bUT IF IT'S A REACTION YOU WANT OUT OF SOMEONE...

    lotion, box of tissues, Trump themed calender
     
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  13. missoyashirou

    missoyashirou Someone please give me a tiny dog to play with

    [​IMG]
     
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  14. TheMockingCrows

    TheMockingCrows Resident Bisexual Lich

    the items will summon snakes into your home automatically if purchased at the same time, and the walls will bleed i'm fairly sure.
     
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  15. electroTelegram

    electroTelegram Well-Known Member

    wait what does this mean
     
  16. missoyashirou

    missoyashirou Someone please give me a tiny dog to play with

    I think that collection of items being present at the same time is what made room 1408 an evil fucking room.
     
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  17. TheMockingCrows

    TheMockingCrows Resident Bisexual Lich

    running gag is lotion + tissues = jerking off. third item would be what the focus is. that's why it was horrible.
     
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  18. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

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  19. missoyashirou

    missoyashirou Someone please give me a tiny dog to play with

    Superglue is one of those fun ingredients that makes everything a lot more curious and worrisome. That and lube.

    Now I'm just wondering what can be combined with lube and superglue to make questions. Personally, I vote a two-pack of micro machines cars.
     
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  20. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap Well-Known Member

    There's an urban legend that says lemon juice or vinegar helps with tear gas, it doesn't seem to be true but there's lots of contradictory information.
     
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