shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

WELL THERE'S ONE I DON'T TRUST YOU EITHER.
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San fran? That's where I fucking kick around, ever since moving out of NYC because FUCK that city.

>_>
<_<
o_o

 

I..... have NEVER lived in NYC.
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#_#
?_?

o_o
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...Sure?
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-pouts, which looks absurd with his massive tusks- How kom Mina alvays gets all de fon?
-he may well still be naked-

 

Foursome?
?_?
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*_*

 

(grumbling) why do i hang out HERE and not ANYWHERE ELSE where this """alternate self""" shit wouldn't happen so fucking much

(Reed lays face-down on her reappeared couch and puts a cushion over her head.)

 

WHAT? I mean don't, it was awful, but what the fuck.
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...
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Hell yes!
*_*

 

Hy esk fist iz vhy

-summons booze- Hy like diz bar!

 

*Offers @WRENCH a 'Shitty Clone Club' t shirt.*

 

-brightens immediately- Now hyu iz tokkink! -he winks, which looks bizarre considering one of his eyes is a cybernetic replacement-

 

Never been that far north, never WANT to be that far north, SanFran is COLD ENOUGH FOR ME.
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?_?
^_^
[He now has ONE (1) shirt. Maybe he'll even put it on eventually.]

^_~

 

The winter sucked ASS but it was the fucking people. This fucking church trying to rip people off, I'm on the NO FLY LIST BECAUSE OF THEM.
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-grins- Now dot sounds like a goot schtory!

 

Short version: I blew their shit up because they fucking liked to gather and redistribute information and they were basically a scam. Some asshole SHOT ME IN THE ASS and knocked me out so I ended up at the hospital.

Then I got out of custody, that was fun!
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Hooo hyu soundz like zo moch fon!

 

I also take favors, intel, backdoors into comms, IOUs and favors. Did I mention favors? I really like favors.

Official designation or something that doesn't make me sound like a dumbfuck?

 

Hyu IZ fon!

Ho hyu like der beckdoor huh? -shit eating grin-

 

Life Support of Iacon, CMO and co-captain of the TEAM. And you're Bill, correct?

 

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I need attention.

 

Do you want applause for that or something?