shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

AUGH WHAT
!_!
`_´
;_;
[Frantic attempts at dislodging the biting do not work. He sure knees him TWICE AS HARD THOUGH.]

 

:O is this... caring???? I have been Blessed

I mean thanks but I am also kinda enjoying watching him have fun :P

 

*Just kind of limply paps him before making a very upset noise against his neck and letting go. Quick as a flash he's pushing his mask on again and attempting to roll away*

FUCK I give shit, why...

;_;

 

-enjoying the show, wholfwhistles at them-

 

ASKjhfdksFSLF.
;_;
[Yes, that was a verbal keysmash. Yes he is totally grabbing his own BLEEDING NECK with great upset and rolling the fuck away at speed. He's also now magically wearing pants and his Shitty Clone Club shirt.]

WHAT THE FUCK?
!_!
?_?
/_\

 

*Groans*

COME BACK and I'll make it stop bleeding... my n u t s...

;_;

 

Haha, this place is great.

 

What, do you think I'm STUPID?
9_9
`_´

Ugh, fucking FUCKER fuck shitting hell FUCK.
>_<
[He drags his ass back over to the heated pools and the alcohol. He needs a DRINK.]

 

UGH IT WAS REFLEX YOU ASS.

*lays in the fetal position*

`_´
;_;

 

(Skyfall has, in fact, not yet reached that part on the timeline, but she files them as potential weak spots. Potentially as needing protection.)
Of course, darling. They're adorable.

 

-hands him a bottle of not-entirely-shitty tequila-

 

[Oh hey, you get a middle finger! Congrats on ur present, VVRENCH.]

Thanks.
;_;
=_=
[He starts chugging.]

 

-comes over and pats his hood. She understands, bro-

 

Want me to take a look at that? -she nods to his bleedy neck wound-

 

FUCKING SORRY! Asshole. Most fucks like that shit but I guess the FIGHTING didn't HELP. It'll fucking heal quick.
>_<

*yes good*

;_;

 

like if I cared more I would say maybe don't chug tequila while you've got a neck wound but also I want to see where this goes, u kno

 

He is, isn't he? [Ven's wings finally still, though their angle is just as proud as his smile.] Can't take all the credit but...

...Aaaanyway! Yes! Pretty drinks with a pretty lady I am totally game ;D

 

UGH. It'll be fine.
=_=

Probably.
o_o

YOU'RE A SHIT SUCKER.
`_´

 

-sighs, climbs out of pool.-
Hokeh, hyu gonna lemme see? Hy iz a medic.

 

NO I'm a BLOOD SUCKER. Asshole.

*Mutter mutter* take better care of your damn heart *mutter mutter*

>_<