shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

[The most horrified face ever]
Why would you say something so horribly untrue?

[fffff......]

Spoiler: comms

[Scanner to Venture]: ssssssorry bro I jsut... can't... do publicly admitting to caring about slag rn.

 

*steals someone's credit card and someone else's phone, orders a 50 gallon drum of koolaid mix to dump in the pool later*

 

-trying not to laugh, but keeps patting- Defensive response or hungry?

 

Both. I WAS getting this cutie earlier then BAM here.

>_>

 

I'll share if you're chill.

 

"Fine by me! Easy enough to remember- at least, I hope so! My memory's been failing me lately- maybe I should keep a journal of my own? Ha!" He jokingly replied, although he was seriously considering doing so. He'd been forgetting more and more as of late, usually little things, but it bothered him nonetheless.

"Not at all! I'll also answer to 'Bill', 'Billy' and 'Oh god no'." Wilhelm replied to the grey-haired man, his voice small but still quite grating. By this point he'd come to EXPECT people to not trust him, or even loathe him by default, as he was indeed a Bill, and despite how he was more recently, he'd still done horrible things in times past that still effected people to the present day. He'd do what he could to fix what he could, but nothing could fix the amount of damage he'd done completely, and he'd come to accept this fact.

 

!_!
^_^

*Bounces up*

Aww, you're sweet!

 

If you're all going to be falling over yourselves to get your hands on this PICTURE OF MASCULINE PERFECTION, then I guess I shouldn't stop you!
^_~

It hurts a lot, actually.
._.
;_;

SHIT. SUCKER.
=_=

[Consider that a thumbs up from the general direction of the hot springs/pools.]

 

-stifles a legit growl. His.

Except not, she'd kick his ass if he said anything like that and not in the fun way.

Still! Not a happy vampire-

 

Because I'm a horrible indiscriminate desperate mess?

Spoiler: comms

[Venture to Scanner]: scool bruh no worries o/

 

I'm gonna block your aft too, see if I don't.

Spoiler: comms, also nsfw maybe??? justto be safe??

[Scanner to Venture]: Primus now I feel like an idiot. I mean I am an idiot. That's an objective fact. But I feel like an EVEN WORSE IDIOT. Frag. You really should grow a better taste. My Master's probably a horrible frag she's tiny after all.

 

Used to this shit. -she'd move her hair back but most of it's actually shorter than in her avi-

 

-smacks his shoulder, but gently by jäger standards-
Hokeh sit hyu arse down and lemme see. -examines-
Vell dot doesn´t look too bad. -cleans it out by way of vodka and closes the punctures. Then wrench gets a fashionable gauze scarf-
Hyu sure hyu don´t got jägerkin in hyu femely?

 

(Now that the Wrench fight appears to be over, she slouches on the couch and reaches for.. her.. Huh? She pats at her pockets. Then she turns around to grab her trenchcoat and goes through those pockets. Nope)

motherfucker. did somebody take my phone??

 

Noooot this time?

 

Oh, are you a field medic by trade? I ask because I'm used to more equipment than that. It seems a useful skill.

 

OW.
;_;
[He tugs the scarf a little tighter. Vodka + wound = PAIN.]

I doubt it. That would be COOL and my family is SHIT. I'm pretty badass though.
^_^

WASN'T ME.

 

i am completely reassured.

i'd ask somebody to call it but, uh, is there .. cell service.. here? that presumes a lot of other shit working here.

 

-_-

?_?

*Just utterly oblivious to pretty much what one might consider 'normal' vampire social rules*

*Mashes his mask up to where his mouth is visible again, so charming with his mouthpiece over his eyes, and bites. Just a few sips and he's done. Mashes his mask back down and gives her a thumbs up*
Thanks!
^_^

 

(Skyfall giggles and summons a bag full of assorted boozes in many colours. Some sparkle. At least three look like liquid galaxies.)
Any preferences?