shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Noooo not the blocking anything but the blocking! How will I live without getting shut down daily? How will I liiiiiive withoooout youuuuu?

Spoiler: comms

[Venture to Scanner]: have you considered: i am a grownaft adult and can make my own bad decisions
[Venture to Scanner]: what if i don't wanna grow better taste huh what then

 

What's your number?
?_?

 

Gimme the stars sis hook a flier up!! [He makes grabby hands towards one of the galaxy drinks.]

 

Ja, mine job iz keepink sum eediots -pointed look at Wrench- mostly een der same amount ov peeces hy getz dem.

Hy meen dot iz feexable een theory. Hyu gotz der komplete lack ov der sense der master giff biscuits alreddy. -not as grumpy looking as this sounds, pats his shoulder-

 

-returns the thumbs up-

Don't mind Ter, he's the one who usually has to snack on me 'cause he's a disaster.

 

*would make a smart comment about the fate of @Reed Castor's phone, but 1) has already forgotten she stole the phone 2) has lost said phone in that time and 3) isn't always smart*

 

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
>_<

I've got PLENTY of sense. No one told me I was gonna be 1v1-ing a vampire!
o_O
._.

 

-It's not vampire etiquette he's just real possessive of her at times because it's the end of the world and also a LOT of vampires are assholes-

I can hear you, you know.

 

I am offended at your lack of taste again.
Offended I'm saying.

Spoiler: comms

[Scanner to Venture]: ??????????????????? Bro I'm giving you an out to dump me, just do it.

 

Jaja, und vould eet haf schtopped hyu eef hyu had? -plops down next to him to make sure he damn well stays put-

 

(snickers) you hitting on me now? is the giant bleeding neck wound a pity play? (she flips him one of her business cards, which has her number on it)

 

...............Maybe.
>_>
[He's just going to keep drinking his tequila. WHO CARES IF BLOODLOSS MAKES IT WORSE.]

I don't need pity plays! I get ALL the ladies.
9_9
[He flips her the bird. And then dials her number and calls it from his phone.]

 

Translation: no. -kick-splashes at him from across the pool-

 

How long have you been practicing? I'm studying to become a doctor, you see, so I want all the advice I can get! I'm working in a hospital right now, so anything without the facilities there is a mystery to me for now.

 

-shoves tea at him, pets- How Sarge kept from wringink mine neck, hy vill neffer know.

Ja hy gathered. Eeediots iz locky dey iz cyoot.

Hmm, gotz to be zum century or zo?

 

Mina haz bin practicink long enuff, iz time she duz eet for real. -gleeful grin-

 

Insult me harder bruh

Spoiler: comms

[Venture to Scanner]: and I am ignoring the out because I have horrible taste as we have already established
[Venture to Scanner]: you're stuck with me bro DWI

 

-throws something at his head- Hy svear to der master eef hy deedn´t haf to keep mine patient sittink schtill und not keelink heemself...

 

-ducks, laughing- Hyu vould be medickink me, hy know, hy know!

 

[Blinks]
You're confusing as pits.